Promoted from our Community Blogs
[I missed last week and was considering going cold turkey. But the last entry in this week’s Comments of the Week is too good. It alone deserves to be promoted. Let Dreamweaver guide you the rest of the way. Be sure to be as awesome as the commenters below and you might make CotW! -Striderhoang]
Welcome back to another round of the revived Comments of the Week series! Whether you’re a first-time viewer or a seasoned vet, you can probably figure out what this is about from the name alone… yet I’m going to spell it out for you anyway because I’m a jerk like that: Comments of the Week is a showcase where I select what I believe to be a great sample of the wacky antics that the Destructoid community gets into! So, if you’ve been busy with your life, or you have been around Destructoid and can’t be everywhere at once, then this is to cover your bases!
As always, comments will be put into three (count them), THREE categories!
TRUTH: you about to learn!
LOL: you about to laugh!
WUT?: you about to lump!
Lump? Yeah, sorry, my language of the letter L is in limited luxury so live with liking the long lump, you lone lucky lugs, you.
Oh, before we get started, because the previous entry didn’t make the front page, it was a cblog exclusive, so here’s a link to last week’s edition!
Welp, the past is the past, let’s get started with this week’s!
Dreamweaver: Luigi’s hips don’t lie.
Dreamweaver: I guess you could say… it was just a Tuesday?
Dreamweaver: See, guys, the giant spikes on the ceiling?
Dreamweaver: So… it’s a wardrobe malfunction?
Dreamweaver: If this happens, I hope it’s released during the month of September.
Dreamweaver: This, all of this, is true.
Dreamweaver: This, all of this, is true.
Dreamweaver: That’s how Johnny Cage teaches his daughter where babies come from!
Dreamweaver: Just saying, one character was a guy in a mo-cap suit!
Dreamweaver: You let developers get away with it and you’re just enabling them to do it again.
Dreamweaver: I hate that that’s the reason we don’t get another Darkstalkers. I can’t tell you how much I’d love to see Lord Raptor and my personal favorite, B.B. Hood, in 3D.
Dreamweaver: This is why Chist is a cat person: he likes to ruin their nine lives one at a time, like picking the petals off of flowers.
Dreamweaver: Virtual reality’s getting too real!
Dreamweaver: I’d like to Kinect with Hisako, if you know what I mean. With my penis.
Dreamweaver: Rolling the dice is now the new choking the chicken!
Dreamweaver: Is… is that why my parents are so ashamed of me? *hugs waifu pillow*
Dreamweaver: Comment funny. Laugh.
Dreamweaver: Boy, that escalated quickly.
Dreamweaver: The Laughing Owl’s comment is among one of my favorites this week!
Dreamweaver: Once, I talked to myself in public. I became the center of attention until these guys in white suits took me away! I think they were jealous because I had voices in my head and they didn’t.
Dreamweaver: I say, I say, stay away from me.
Dreamweaver: I got a job for Bridget that’s not safe for work.
Dreamweaver: His superhero name is Torchman, not Incredible Hulk!
Dreamweaver: The only things they dominate are MMOs and MOBAs, both of which they are scarily good at!
Dreamweaver: …That’s not milk she’s pouring, is it?
Dreamweaver: I’m totally going to use these the next Chinese New Year!
Dreamweaver: I think me and Kim Jong-il would like to disagree with you.
Dreamweaver: Little did Gajknight know, that’s secretly what Andy Dixon looks like without his pink bathrobe.
Dreamweaver: Even the nipples?
Dreamweaver: How did we ever buy consoles with games like these back then?
Dreamweaver: Ask him if it was worth it. I’m seeing a succubus next week!
Dreamweaver: I’m sorry, man, I thought it was totally consensual. Come visit more often: all that pent up sexual frustration makes me act out.
Dreamweaver: Just looking at the comment gives me a headache!
Dreamweaver: That is the second most epic thing I’ve seen this week!
Dreamweaver: … So, that’s a no?
Dreamweaver: Occams be killing it this week and by it, I don’t means balls. Speaking of…
Dreamweaver: I’d ask him to drop the mic, but we saw what happens when he does that.
There is no better way to end than with that! So, thank you for tuning in, hope you guys enjoyed yourselves, and remember that YOU too can join in on the fun: it’s just a comment away!