You know that feeling you get when you're playing Mario Kart, and you're on the last lap on the final turn to the finish line, and right when you're about to win, a blue shell comes out of nowhere and knocks you several places back?
Well, I don't know why I brought that up because this has nothing to do with that.
Welcome back to Comments of the Week, a series where I collect what I hope to be the best selection of comments that you, the community, have made! So, whether you've been busy this week and want a peek at what happened and what's going on, or want to relive some of the funnier moments because you can't let the past go, then this is for you! As always, comments are placed into these three fine categories:
TRUTH: absorb that knowledge.
LOL: bust that gut.
WUT?: scratch that noggin.
Get it. Got it? Go!
Dreamweaver: Looks like business... is booming. In the bad way.
Dreamweaver: And your bank account.
Dreamweaver: Good thing he's a doctor, because I'm going need one for the headache that comment gave me.
Dreamweaver: Anyone who pays for all that is bending over for EA to give them a Hardline.
Dreamweaver: Be perfect if it had a giant joystick...
Dreamweaver: Master Hand always gets blamed for Crazy Hand's mischief.
Dreamweaver: I think he's lactose-intolerant, am I right?
Dreamweaver: My imaginary friends never lets me win at games.
Dreamweaver: This sounds about as fun as watching evolution in progress in real time.
Dreamweaver: "There's gold over dem hills!"
Dreamweaver: And that we actually WANTED the cards to be in mint condition.
Dreamweaver: Hell yeah fucking right!
Dreamweaver: Better take a cold shower for that BURN.
Dreamweaver: I've seen enough hentais to know where this is going.
Dreamweaver: True story: I typed the comment, saw the mistake right before I hit "send", cock my head to the side staring at it, then hit send anyway. Best typo I ever made.
Dreamweaver: Them bearded ladies in the circus gots the right idea!
Dreamweaver: After making that Revelation, right?
Dreamweaver: There needs to be a nega-Andy avatar with a thumbs down and a frowny face.
Dreamweaver: Cumming on communism, eh?
Dreamweaver: What the phuck is going on here?
Dreamweaver: Yeah, man, where's your Call of Duty?
Dreamweaver: When did you start to realize? When you were having fun?
Dreamweaver: So much truth, so much laughs, I didn't know how to categorize this. Just like Gone Home, really.
Dreamweaver: Now I know why the aliens killed him, presumably with fire.
Dreamweaver: Well, now that's a story that makes you go "wut?"
Dreamweaver: It's a penis.
From Review: Blackhole
Dreamweaver: I got a sudden release coming in the next hour or so, if you know what I mean.
Dreamweaver: Does it take place during Taco Tuesday? Because that's the real fright!
Dreamweaver: Metal Gear's gonna bring the Phantom Pain.
Dreamweaver: That's how I feel on a daily basis!
From Review: Starwhal
Dreamweaver: Better image for therapists to use than ink blobs.
Dreamweaver: I thought it was Microsoft's attempt to make an iPod.
Dreamweaver: Mind = blown.
Dreamweaver: ...I don't even know what to say other than I'd watch it.
Dreamweaver: Whelp, I didn't need to sleep tonight.
And that's it for this week, folks! Remember: you can't be featured if you're not commenting!