Keep your head in the game!
Hey, yo, what up? It’s Dreamweaver, back with yet another Comments of the Week! That’s right, it’s time to check out all of the hilarious commentary featuring the best community in the entire internet, the fine folks of Rule 34. Oh, wait, I mean Destructoid. I guess we’re cool. I mean, we don’t make porn of anime girls or anything. As always, comments are categorized into three sections:
TRUTH: rubbing the oils found in banana peels on bug bites and poison ivy can help keep it from itching.
LOL: does, does it apply to anything that itches?
WUT?: what if the itching was caused by a banana, if you know what I mean?
If you haven’t seen last week’s edition of Comments of the Week, here’s a link that you should totally click on, because I have absolutely no respect for you and you need to get out of my sight.
Dreamweaver: Story of my life. Broke Phi Broke.
Dreamweaver: That would make a baby look badass.
Dreamweaver: Dang it, Dangus, you let that boy gush about comics in peace!
Dreamweaver: Quick, how do you spell “cup”?
Dreamweaver: Another member of Broke Phi Broke?
Dreamweaver: That’s how I felt about Street Fighter x Tekken on Xbox 360.
Dreamweaver: The only exception.
Dreamweaver: I don’t need VR, I can hallucinate like a boss.
Dreamweaver: That’s a bold claim, let’s see if that works out for him.
Dreamweaver: I’d sixter my sister.
Dreamweaver: We’re not mad, just disappointed.
Dreamweaver: He’s a future lawyer.
Dreamweaver: No one understands white people. They’re a mystery.
Dreamweaver: So this is what people mean by Netflix and chill.
Dreamweaver: How were you “able to think” that one up? (I’ve been wanting to use this pun for so long!)
Dreamweaver: If only someone gave them a warning to Steven’s true nature.
Dreamweaver: That’s okay, you’re not alone.
We all realized you’re an idiot.
Dreamweaver: I would’ve went with “More like Alex TreWRECKED” myself, but that’s why I’m the host.
Dreamweaver: I told him to do it, so I can feature it. So don’t thank him, thank me.
Dreamweaver: How is that a trinity? That’s more of a straight line.
Dreamweaver: Only if love can bloom on the battlefield.
Dreamweaver: He makes a very compelling argument.
From JuIc3’s Quickpost
Dreamweaver: Then who is it for?
Dreamweaver: I can tell you what website we’re not on.
And that’s it for this edition, folks! If I missed anything comment down below, and don’t forget that you can always give your boy a heads-up on which comments you think should be featured. Just because I have an all-seeing eye doesn’t mean I ain’t using it to gawk at gorgeous gals.