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Yo yo yo, this is Dreamweaver, here with yet another edition of Comments of the Week! Yeah, that’s right, the number-one community showcase featuring some of the best comments said by lovely Dtoiders like you! And here you thought your day couldn’t get any better!
If you’re new to the party, then let’s bring you up to speed. All last week, your amazing host went to find all of the funniest, wackiest, or just plain weird comments, all with the sole purpose of compiling them here for the folks who didn’t have the luxury to see them before. Why, you ask? To inspire YOU to go out and comment on some articles yourself! As always, comments are placed into one of three categories:
TRUTH: traditionally, Yorkshire pudding was to be eaten BEFORE a meal so a mother could fill up her family and serve less meat at dinner.
LOL: yeah, they definitely aren’t Americans.
WUT?: we dip meat in pudding like gravy.
If you haven’t checked out last week’s edition of Comments of the Week, then your resistance must be stronger than I thought. After all, who could willingly choose not to see all of these delicious comments, fresh from the oven? Then again, if you’re here now… then maybe you’re not as strong as I thought.
Dreamweaver: Oh, this is a cosplay? I thought he looks like this on a daily basis.
Dreamweaver: I’m pretty sure Sony just chooses not to listen, like when a mother lets her baby cry in public.
Dreamweaver: I wish my mom felt the same about me.
Dreamweaver: The only thing sadder would be if the person using this STILL sucked.
Dreamweaver: Get out.
Dreamweaver: Like paying alimony.
That’s my third favorite type of sniping supports.
Dreamweaver: Dammit, this is one of those things where you didn’t realize how much you wanted it until you know it doesn’t exist.
Dreamweaver: “He has no idea what that is.”
What women say about me in bed.
Dreamweaver: You’re Dead(Moon) to me. DEAD TO ME!
Dreamweaver: Yes, for $13,000, you could literally fuck anything else.
Dreamweaver: Spiders, huh? I would’ve guessed possums, but I guess he has too many.
Dreamweaver: Don’t forget he’s the 70s Bush.
Dreamweaver: “It’s spongy.”
Dreamweaver: Praise be ZombZ.
Dreamweaver: I don’t know Roman numerals, I’m an American!
Dreamweaver: Is… is that a rhetorical question?
Dreamweaver: Sexually active players.
Because if you play Evolve, you ain’t getting none.
Dreamweaver: You crossed the line, Hancock.
Dreamweaver: What do you say when you get out?
Dreamweaver: Grandma isn’t OP, you just need to cast Haste.
Dreamweaver: There’s a Pope Phone!?
I wonder if he has his own hotline.
Dreamweaver: I’m not going to ask.
Dreamweaver: Looks like the ladies want to Seymour Duncan. Nyuk nyuk.
Dreamweaver: You’re going to carry that weight.
Dreamweaver: YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, KEVLARMONKEY!
Dreamweaver: Eye… nope, fuck it, I’m out.
Dreamweaver: He’s the hero we don’t need, but one we deserve.
Dreamweaver: …Only at Destructoid, folks (and Kotaku on Sundays).
And that’s it for this edition! As always, comment down below which ones were your favorite (Seymour’s “Fly” comment), and which one you say you love just as much as the others yet secretly harbor a deep hatred against them (you know who you are).