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Yo yo yo, this is Dreamweaver, here with yet another edition of Comments of the Week! Yeah, that’s right, the number-one community showcase featuring some of the best comments said by lovely Dtoiders like you! And here you thought your day couldn’t get any better!
If you’re new to the party, then let’s bring you up to speed. All last week, your amazing host went to find all of the funniest, wackiest, or just plain weird comments, all with the sole purpose of compiling them here for the folks who didn’t have the luxury to see them before. Why, you ask? To inspire YOU to go out and comment on some articles yourself! As always, comments are placed into one of three categories:
TRUTH: traditionally, Yorkshire pudding was to be eaten BEFORE a meal so a mother could fill up her family and serve less meat at dinner.
LOL: yeah, they definitely aren’t Americans.
WUT?: we dip meat in pudding like gravy.
If you haven’t checked out last week’s edition of Comments of the Week, then your resistance must be stronger than I thought. After all, who could willingly choose not to see all of these delicious comments, fresh from the oven? Then again, if you’re here now… then maybe you’re not as strong as I thought.
From Review: Street Fighter V: A Shadow Falls
Dreamweaver: Oh, this is a cosplay? I thought he looks like this on a daily basis.
From Aksys localizing Falcom’s Tokyo Xanadu for PS Vita, PC
Dreamweaver: I’m pretty sure Sony just chooses not to listen, like when a mother lets her baby cry in public.
From Miyamoto: Star Fox Zero is the most underrated Wii U game
Dreamweaver: I wish my mom felt the same about me.
From Blizzard suing Overwatch cheat maker for the loss of ‘tens of millions of dollars in revenue’
Dreamweaver: The only thing sadder would be if the person using this STILL sucked.
From Fallout 4’s Nuka World add-on is going to be its last DLC
Dreamweaver: Get out.
From If you’re good enough, you can score Trials of the Blood Dragon for free
Dreamweaver: Like paying alimony.
From It looks like the next Overwatch hero will be a sniping support
Dreamweaver: “horny”
That’s my third favorite type of sniping supports.
From PlayStation Network is holding a big sale, too
Dreamweaver: Dammit, this is one of those things where you didn’t realize how much you wanted it until you know it doesn’t exist.
From PlayStation’s Adam Boyes is leaving Sony to ‘go make games again’
Dreamweaver: “He has no idea what that is.”
What women say about me in bed.
Dreamweaver: You’re Dead(Moon) to me. DEAD TO ME!
From Mad man spent $13,000 to get the highest Steam level
Dreamweaver: Yes, for $13,000, you could literally fuck anything else.
From Ubisoft attempts to shuffle chairs as Vivendi looms for a takeover
Dreamweaver: Spiders, huh? I would’ve guessed possums, but I guess he has too many.
From My Nintendo’s 30% off birthday coupons are limited to select games
Dreamweaver: Don’t forget he’s the 70s Bush.
From Review: SteelSeries Rival 700 Mouse
Dreamweaver: “It’s spongy.”
From You guys really came through on the One Piece: Burning Blood character poll
Dreamweaver: Praise be ZombZ.
From Activision had a prototype for a Call of Duty set in ancient Rome
Dreamweaver: I don’t know Roman numerals, I’m an American!
From The Witcher 3: Game of the Year Edition confirmed by CD Projekt Red
Dreamweaver: Is… is that a rhetorical question?
From Evolve’s website is counting down to something, but do you want it?
Dreamweaver: Sexually active players.
Because if you play Evolve, you ain’t getting none.
From Monster Hunter Stories is getting three more amiibo
Dreamweaver: You crossed the line, Hancock.
From Salandit, debuting in Pokemon Sun and Moon, is pretty creepy
Dreamweaver: What do you say when you get out?
From Square Enix reportedly getting into the pachislot business
Dreamweaver: Grandma isn’t OP, you just need to cast Haste.
From A copy of Undertale was presented to the Pope
Dreamweaver: There’s a Pope Phone!?
I wonder if he has his own hotline.
From Street Fighter V’s new story mode brings Sean back to Brown Town
Dreamweaver: I’m not going to ask.
From Professor Kukui proves he is the best Pokemon professor
Dreamweaver: Looks like the ladies want to Seymour Duncan. Nyuk nyuk.
From Sup Holmes comes to an end July 24, so here’s an amazing rerun
Dreamweaver: You’re going to carry that weight.
From It’s time to rummage through the Xbox Ultimate Game Sale’s 250+ deals
Dreamweaver: YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, KEVLARMONKEY!
From Starbound exits Steam Early Access on July 22
Dreamweaver: Eye… nope, fuck it, I’m out.
From This blindfolded Castlevania: Symphony of the Night speedrun is nerve-wracking
Dreamweaver: He’s the hero we don’t need, but one we deserve.
From No Man’s Sky has gone gold, and thank goodness for that
Dreamweaver: …Only at Destructoid, folks (and Kotaku on Sundays).
And that’s it for this edition! As always, comment down below which ones were your favorite (Seymour’s “Fly” comment), and which one you say you love just as much as the others yet secretly harbor a deep hatred against them (you know who you are).
