Hey, there, Destructoid! What’s good? What’s happening? You know that E3 was last week, so there’s a chance with all of the press conferences to watch, or all of the videogame news to follow, that you couldn’t have possibly visited every single article, much less the comment sections. I mean, you have to be some kind of no-life loser to go through all that.
Yo, that’s why I’m here! Welcome back to Comments of the Week! For those of you just joining us for the first or 74th time, this is THE community showcase that compiles all of the best comments that you, the people, have said over the week. So if you want to see just how funny and crazy we are so you know which one of us to keep an eye on (I hear that Dreamweaver is one perverted son of a bitch), or maybe you were one of the crazy people yourselves, then this is for you! As always, you can find comments sorted into three categories below:
TRUTH: Taco Bell originally started a hamburger joint called Bell’s Hamburgers and Hot Dogs, but since it opened in a Hispanic neighborhood, tacos became its primary item.
LOL: it just shows that good business is all about location.
WUT?: the same logic also applies to hookers.
In case you missed last week’s version of Comments of the Week, you can check it out right here for all of your viewing pleasure. Man, is it just me, or are we all sexy beings?
Yeah, it’s probably just me.
Dreamweaver: Hi, Adorable! I’m Dreamweaver!
Dreamweaver: I’ll wait for the prequel “Something old” and the sequels, “Something borrowed” and “Something blue”.
Dreamweaver: Like this?
Dreamweaver: But think about the potential porn parodies!
Dreamweaver: Saints Row says hi, but I see your penis.
Dreamweaver: Because it wouldn’t be Destructoid without Chris Carter showing up somewhere.
Dreamweaver: Because fuck you, I want in on this edition too!
Dreamweaver: What a coincidence: that’s the same poll used for “Would you vote for Donald Trump?”
Dreamweaver: So if I’m a vagina man… I’m also an ass man? Whaaaaaat?
Dreamweaver: There probably is, but who the hell goes into museums nowadays?
Dreamweaver: Too bad this isn’t Pokemon because that needs an Burn Heal.
Dreamweaver: We both know Leon’s not allowed back in Spain.
Dreamweaver: That’s what I say everytime I drive by an orphan.
Dreamweaver: Is she free this Tuesday?
Dreamweaver: Indeed. Lying only causes people to laugh at you.
Dreamweaver: …I get it now!
Dreamweaver: Well, what the fuck am I? Chopped liver?
Dreamweaver: Get out, and don’t come back until NieR: Automata comes out.
Dreamweaver: Even his avatar couldn’t stop smirking.
Dreamweaver: Does he name his dangly bits Norman Peetus?
Dreamweaver: “their shift at Wendy’s ends in like 10 minutes so I’ll just wait it out.”
Sounds like the beginning to all my dates with a hooker named Wendy.
Dreamweaver: When the crackhead agrees with you, you’re probably doing something right.
Dreamweaver: He’s not talking about the band either.
Dreamweaver: He looks like… a stoner.
Dreamweaver: An audiophile.
Clearly, you are not.
Dreamweaver: Can’t top that.
Dreamweaver: You’re both wrong, it’s art!
Dreamweaver: No WonderSwan? Fricking exclusives, man.
Dreamweaver: If only we could be so lucky to find that special someone that makes everything feel baller.
Dreamweaver: Damn it, they always cut if off at the good part.
Dreamweaver: I can honestly say exactly three people will see this coming.
Dreamweaver: He makes the bitches howl.
Bitches love to howl.
Dreamweaver: He knows what he did.
Dreamweaver: Funny… all my orgies usually have debuffs.
Dreamweaver: If I wanted balls thrown at me, I’d go to a drag show in Vegas.
And that’s it for this edition! As always, be sure to comment down below which comments did you enjoy the most, or if there’s any comments you saw that you would’ve featured that I didn’t! You could also upvote it, but that’s just lazy, man.