100% the real deal
Welcome back everyone to yet another edition of Comments of the Week! This is the best community showcase in the whole entire internet because it’s the only community showcase to feature comments from fellow Dtoiders, such as yourselves! Well, there’s probably a Chinese knock-off somewhere, but this is 100% the real deal. For all of you guys who missed out on checking out the funniest things said around the website, or simply want to relive all of the weirdest jokes all over again because you refuse to move on in your life, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three toppings:
TRUTH: Americans eat more bananas than any other fruit.
LOL: I would’ve guessed tomatoes.
WUT?: Because the only time I eat fruit are the ones on hamburgers and pizzas.
If you haven’t checked out last week’s Comments of the Week, then you’re clearly not cool enough to keep up and therefore must miss out. Yeah, sucks to be you, doesn’t it?
Nah, just kidding, check it out right here.
Dreamweaver: I’ll wait for the spin-off, “Poon Hunting”.
Dreamweaver: I bet to them, seeing that many people crowd the streets was just another Tuesday.
Dreamweaver: The Persona series are pretty legit though.
Dreamweaver: What girls rate me. 🙁
Dreamweaver: Give that man a raise!
Dreamweaver: I am suddenly very fearful for my prostate…
Dreamweaver: Bethesda in the business.
Dreamweaver: I feel sorry for all of blind boobies lovers.
Dreamweaver: Mayobe sounds like a brand of low-fat mayonaise.
Like “maybe it’s Mayobe.”
Dreamweaver: “How the fuck do they get away with calling $100 a microtransaction?”
By marketing them to rich white people?
Dreamweaver: What Canadians call athlete from Kenya.
Dreamweaver: More like “Oxenfree DLC”, am I right?
Of course I am.
Dreamweaver: We also would’ve accepted “ten seconds ago.”
Dreamweaver: But that’s so bad for the environment.
Dreamweaver: Needs no context, really.
Dreamweaver: Let’s compromise. “Watch 2 Sleeping Dogs.”
Dreamweaver: What women say about guys who suck in bed.
Dreamweaver: Sr Churros got the churros.
And it’s sugary.
Dreamweaver: XSEED your way out of here.
Dreamweaver: They probably would’ve but they wanted the game out by Evo.
Dreamweaver: Someone works for Dead Island’s PR department.
Dreamweaver: Chris Carter, no!
Dreamweaver: Hey,at least you get to see female boobs anytime you like!
Dreamweaver: I am also angry about his penis size.
Dreamweaver: Where am I on the list?
Or do I transcend all of that?
Dreamweaver: Definitely sex.
Dreamweaver: Look at the bushes on that deck!
Dreamweaver: Replace “sarcasm” with any woman’s name and you have my high school mantra.
From jak2364’s Quickpost
Dreamweaver: Are you selling it then?
Dreamweaver: These aren’t the hairy mans I’m looking for.
Dreamweaver: Been there.
Dreamweaver: Wait, so I’m actually WORSE than all of the premature, tiny dicked losers?
Dreamweaver: …There’s paper in the cookies?
And that’s it for this edition, folks! Did you have a good time? Then we obviously didn’t sleep together!
As always, comment down below what were your favorite comments, and don’t forget to hit me up with anything I might’ve missed.