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Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.



Welcome back to Comments of the Week, I'm your host, Dreamweaver, here with the latest and greatest comments of last week. If you're new in town and you want to get down with some of the community members here, but you don't know who gets your panties wet, then this is the perfect showcase of all of the crazy personalities that you can find around here. Seriously, we're not ALL bad-looking (you know which ones you are). As always, comments are categories into three special little groups:

TRUTH: the word "jerky" originated from the Native American food "charqui", which means "to burn meat."

LOL: and here I thought it was from "jerking your penis until it's dried up."

WUT?: that... that's not actually possible, is it?

If you haven't met the fine folks who were featured before, then why not check out last week's edition to see if they look familiar? Who knows, maybe you had a drunken one-night-stand and the sex was so horrible that your brain has to block out what happened.

I swear, it only happened three times. 


From Please sign my petition instead

Dreamweaver: Isn't that what we call Destructoid?

From Blizzard made fan art of a kid's Overwatch original character

Dreamweaver: Logic checks out. I get sex ed from flash porn games.

From Playtonic confirms playable Yooka-Laylee demo, but no release date yet

Dreamweaver: Are the pigs actual pigs, or slutty daughters? Because either way, I'm porking them.

From Overwatch's microtransaction prices have been revealed

Dreamweaver: "Live life like lightning and crash like thunder."

So... like how I perform in bed?

From Here's what happened in the community for April!

Dreamweaver: Yeah, but that what makes us kawaii, bitches.

From Review: Kirby: Planet Robobot

Dreamweaver: Every bedroom should have a robot for this very purpose.

From Horizon Zero Dawn looms as E3 posters unfurl across LA

Dreamweaver: You don't have to convince me, I already want to sleep with her.

From Review: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Blood and Wine

Dreamweaver: Well, now you sound like my ex-wife.

From The Crew hits five million players

Dreamweaver: So that's why the cops are always chasing them.

From No Man's Sky has reportedly been delayed

Dreamweaver: Can you at least get naked under the blanket? That's how I prefer to wander the galaxy.

Showing my gala-assy.


From Imagine being the first guy in the hole

Dreamweaver: The name of the sequel to an ebony gangbang porno?

Dreamweaver: False advertising: he's facing in front of the camera.

From Man beaten with own leg in Deus Ex ad

Dreamweaver: Stahp.

Dreamweaver: But if it's actually foreplay?

From Amazon really wants to get rid of these Xbox Ones

Dreamweaver: (Shoku)boo!

Dreamweaver: We'll never know, rappa.

From Ex-employee sues Valve for $3.1m in damages

Dreamweaver: I got something that starts with a 3 I can give her.

It's a 3 inch penis.

Dreamweaver: Do you know vaginas can actually generate steam?

Just.. just thought I'd like to share that.

From Goat Simulator takes to space

Dreamweaver: ...NOW I get it!

From Cyberpunk 2077 won't be making it to E3

Dreamweaver: What my sister said after I knocked her up.

From Celebrating #PutButtsInAVideoGameTitle

Dreamweaver: Haha... 69 upvotes.

From WayForward's April Fools joke 'Cat Girl without Salad' now a reality

Dreamweaver: So a cooking simulator?

Dreamweaver: What phatons? Chris Carter is clearly a robot.

Dreamweaver: Holmes get all the honeys.

Dreamweaver: Dammit, won't someone think of the cat girl!?


From Gravity Rush 2 is still real, and it's spectacular looking

Dreamweaver: We should listen to him, he has TWO monocles.

From Soldier is the star of Overwatch's newest short

Dreamweaver: I hope the crayon's green.

From The beautiful Monster Hunter Online is getting an English patch on May 30

Dreamweaver: Do you have a race car bed? Because that'll probably convince him to come back.

From I'm not sure about Below, but it's pretty

Dreamweaver: Occams is clearly having a conundrum.

From Warcraft movie reviews are not great so far

Dreamweaver: That's one way to spend Christmas.

Dreamweaver: He's gonna use that same joke for a StarCraft movie.

From Nintendo Download: StarTropics

Dreamweaver: Dang it, Dangus! Stop fornicating that grave!

From Mighty No. 9 dev puts publisher Deep Silver on blast for latest trailer

Dreamweaver: It's clearly because when you take your dakimakura to prom, you find out she has the hots for someone else.

THAT'S why anime fans keep them locked up at home.

Dreamweaver: "At least... a real girl looked at you."

What's that like?

From Pokemon Go's US beta period begins today

Dreamweaver: Ha, loser. At least I was always picked.

To be the target.

Dreamweaver: ...Why does he need a burn heal? Are they using their mutual love of Mew (mew-tual?) as a reason to do it, and he has STDs or something?

From Square on the relief of knowing Final Fantasy XV is a true Final Fantasy

Dreamweaver: I made this comment quickly.

It isn't as funny.

From I teamed up with Teddy Roosevelt in Civilization VI and he gave me pies

Dreamweaver: I'd love to see Teddy Roosevelt in Hell's Kitchen with Gordon Ramsay.

 And that's it for this edition! I hope you found the perfect Dtoider to take home with you!

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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