Welcome back to Comments of the Week, I'm your host, Dreamweaver, here with the latest and greatest comments of last week. If you're new in town and you want to get down with some of the community members here, but you don't know who gets your panties wet, then this is the perfect showcase of all of the crazy personalities that you can find around here. Seriously, we're not ALL bad-looking (you know which ones you are). As always, comments are categories into three special little groups:
TRUTH: the word "jerky" originated from the Native American food "charqui", which means "to burn meat."
LOL: and here I thought it was from "jerking your penis until it's dried up."
WUT?: that... that's not actually possible, is it?
If you haven't met the fine folks who were featured before, then why not check out last week's edition to see if they look familiar? Who knows, maybe you had a drunken one-night-stand and the sex was so horrible that your brain has to block out what happened.
I swear, it only happened three times.
Dreamweaver: Isn't that what we call Destructoid?
Dreamweaver: Logic checks out. I get sex ed from flash porn games.
Dreamweaver: Are the pigs actual pigs, or slutty daughters? Because either way, I'm porking them.
Dreamweaver: "Live life like lightning and crash like thunder."
So... like how I perform in bed?
Dreamweaver: Yeah, but that what makes us kawaii, bitches.
Dreamweaver: Every bedroom should have a robot for this very purpose.
Dreamweaver: You don't have to convince me, I already want to sleep with her.
Dreamweaver: Well, now you sound like my ex-wife.
Dreamweaver: So that's why the cops are always chasing them.
Dreamweaver: Can you at least get naked under the blanket? That's how I prefer to wander the galaxy.
Showing my gala-assy.
Dreamweaver: The name of the sequel to an ebony gangbang porno?
Dreamweaver: False advertising: he's facing in front of the camera.
Dreamweaver: But if it's actually foreplay?
Dreamweaver: We'll never know, rappa.
Dreamweaver: I got something that starts with a 3 I can give her.
It's a 3 inch penis.
Dreamweaver: Do you know vaginas can actually generate steam?
Just.. just thought I'd like to share that.
Dreamweaver: ...NOW I get it!
Dreamweaver: What my sister said after I knocked her up.
Dreamweaver: Haha... 69 upvotes.
Dreamweaver: So a cooking simulator?
Dreamweaver: What phatons? Chris Carter is clearly a robot.
Dreamweaver: Holmes get all the honeys.
Dreamweaver: Dammit, won't someone think of the cat girl!?
Dreamweaver: We should listen to him, he has TWO monocles.
Dreamweaver: I hope the crayon's green.
Dreamweaver: Do you have a race car bed? Because that'll probably convince him to come back.
Dreamweaver: Occams is clearly having a conundrum.
Dreamweaver: That's one way to spend Christmas.
Dreamweaver: He's gonna use that same joke for a StarCraft movie.
Dreamweaver: Dang it, Dangus! Stop fornicating that grave!
Dreamweaver: It's clearly because when you take your dakimakura to prom, you find out she has the hots for someone else.
THAT'S why anime fans keep them locked up at home.
Dreamweaver: "At least... a real girl looked at you."
What's that like?
Dreamweaver: Ha, loser. At least I was always picked.
To be the target.
Dreamweaver: ...Why does he need a burn heal? Are they using their mutual love of Mew (mew-tual?) as a reason to do it, and he has STDs or something?
Dreamweaver: I made this comment quickly.
It isn't as funny.
Dreamweaver: I'd love to see Teddy Roosevelt in Hell's Kitchen with Gordon Ramsay.
And that's it for this edition! I hope you found the perfect Dtoider to take home with you!
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