Comments of the Week 31: On the Eve of Christmas

All throughout Destructoid, not a creature was stirring…

Welcome one and welcome all to this edition of Comments of the Week.

Unfortunately Gmana couldn’t be here this week because, unlike me, he has a life to live around the holidays, therefore you are all stuck with me. There are some amongst you who would probably tell me that this edition needs to be festive or Christmas-themed; however, because it is not Christmas Day, I would therefore tell those people that they are objectively wrong.

So, let’s get to it, shall we?

Mega Man turns 30 this week, and finally has a lot to celebrate

TheLimoMaker: I’d still rate the corpse a 7/10.

Destructoid’s award for Best Xbox One Game of 2017 goes to…

TheLimoMaker: Xbox One X is the best place to… urm… watch the highest quality movies and TV shows.

TheLimoMaker: I fail to see the lie.

Monster Hunter World is supposedly 40-50 hours long, with much more grinding to do afterwards

TheLimoMaker: Add on a few hundred hours.

Mortal Engines trailer says daft steampunk: harder, better, faster, stronger

TheLimoMaker: Too anime for me.

Dragon Ball FighterZ gets open beta in January and Jump Festa trailer with English subs

TheLimoMaker: I can’t wait to buy that game three times.

How The Last Jedi challenges our notions of what Star Wars can be

TheLimoMaker: I’ll show you my wrinkly old man if you know what I mean…

My Hero Academia: One’s Justice coming west, here’s the first trailer

TheLimoMaker: Please don’t be too much like Xenoverse.

Panic Button will be porting Wolfenstein II to the Switch

TheLimoMaker: They will Nazi it coming.

Sex ‘n’ sheep reunite as Catherine: Full Body is coming to PS4 and Vita

TheLimoMaker: I understood that reference.

TheLimoMaker: I often semen on my laptop.

Destructoid’s award for Best PC Game of 2017 goes to…

TheLimoMaker: Never forget this happened.

Review: Xenon Valkyrie+

TheLimoMaker: Oh Bungie.

GOG’s giving away Oxenfree for, uhh, free right now

TheLimoMaker: This comment isn’t funny. It is simply the truth.

Destructoid’s award for Best PS4 Game of 2017 goes to…

TheLimoMaker: Arguably the best thing about Nier: Automata is 2B and that booty.

Destructoid’s award for Best Switch Game of 2017 goes to…

TheLimoMaker: …I need to forget I played Troll and I.

TheLimoMaker: Everything is rage-worthy if you try hard enough.

South Park: The Fractured but Whole’s first add-on packs a punch

TheLimoMaker: It’s wrong… it’s WRONG!… it’s wroooooong….

The Switch is on the way to surpass lifetime Wii U sales in Japan in mere weeks

TheLimoMaker: That’s actually a good name for it.

Bungie’s latest Destiny 2 event is pure greed, even by low loot box standards

TheLimoMaker: Bungie, Blizzard, EA, Warner Brothers…the list of dickheads grows longer by the year.

Destructoid’s award for Overall Best Game of 2017 goes to…

TheLimoMaker: That’s a funny way of spelling, “any game other than Breath of the Wild.”

TheLimoMaker: I actually saved this image in my files as, “What in the living fuck, Mike?”

TheLimoMaker: Tell me he’s wrong?

TheLimoMaker: Reading their comments is like watching Charles Stiles’ Mystery Diners. Basically, they’re shit.

TheLimoMaker: He saw an opportunity.

TheLimoMaker: Hopefully he has skooma.

TheLimoMaker: Star Wars is the best anime.

TheLimoMaker: Stabbing is festive if you try hard enough.

TheLimoMaker: The closest GameManiac3434 will ever come to being featured on the Comments of the Week.

TheLimoMaker: The one true BunnyGirl.

TheLimoMaker: I love dogs. And Torchman. So this image pleases me.

TheLimoMaker: I’d be okay with this game being sold to me.

TheLimoMaker: Ending this edition of Comments on a high note!

You’re all amazing and this perfectly encapsulates what makes you guys the best community members on any media website I’ve ever had the fortune of encountering. The site would be poorer without you all, because you all make this site worth visiting. You’ve all made me smile more times than I can count.

Every one of you is perfect and I hope that you have an amazing Christmas. I hope you get that console you asked for, or that game you desperately want to play. I hope you receive that film you’ve been hyped for or that puppy you begged your partner to get.

I hope you all get what you deserv,e because you all deserve the best; because you all are the best.


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