English-Brand Comments
The big 1 and 0.
This is the first real milestone of the new series of Comments of the Week, good ol’ “CotW Number 10” – so far so good. Everyone hitting deadlines and compiling really well-structured blogs, ZombZ flexing his creative muscles, and FakePlasticTree whipping us whenever we fall behind schedule. It’s been grand, and will (should) only get better from here onward.
For such a momentous week it is only fitting that I, TheLimoMaker, am the one to bring you the best comments of the week, whether they be profound or funny, because I have the best judge of what comments are the best. This is only because I have very low standards.
Sports costumes coming to Street Fighter V
TheLimoMaker: I wish this was an anime.
TheLimoMaker: Can we just make a spin-off blog series called, “Oh Dere Me?” It can also work as an erotic movie.
Do we really hate all franchises and sequels?
TheLimoMaker: Preach it sister.
You could have drank Sonic and his pals if you were at Comic Con
TheLimoMaker: I feel that pain as a Dino Crisis fan.
TheLimoMaker: …
TheLimoMaker: What if life itself is a horror story?
The Sims 4 moves to PS4 and Xbox One this November
TheLimoMaker: I enjoy putting all the Sims in a house with one toilet…except there is no door to this toilet, only a window.
Once the portable versions are delivered, the Mighty No. 9 saga can come to a close
TheLimoMaker: Mighty No. 9 is an Almighty No. 2.
TheLimoMaker: To feature myself or to not feature myself…that is the question. I did it anyway.
Preordering Destiny 2 grants a timed exclusive exotic laser weapon
TheLimoMaker: Destiny 2? More like…Destiny…Poo…not my strongest attempt.
TheLimoMaker: I’d love to have Destiny 2 replace its characters with members of the WWE roster. Slaying the Fallen as Shinsuke Nakamura? Yes please.
TheLimoMaker: I mean, its not like Activision has any self-respect.
TheLimoMaker: There are words to describe this film. “Shit” would be one of them.
Europe is getting a real nice Dark Souls vinyl trilogy set
TheLimoMaker: I’m willing to let someone Kosm all over my face for that vinyl set.
WWE 2K18 getting ultimate John Cena fan set
TheLimoMaker: I wish I could see him.
What is the hardest game you have ever played?
TheLimoMaker: Final Fantasy XIII is only good if you don’t play it.
Fall as far as you want in Super Mario Odyssey, you’re not gonna die
TheLimoMaker: I’ve been reading a book on anti-gravity and I just can’t put it down.
TheLimoMaker: Good god dude. That’s a lot of buttplugs.
TheLimoMaker: I feel you dude, the London Limousine Convention 2015 had me wetter than a drowning sailor.
TheLimoMaker: Gotta get that swamp ass seen to.
TheLimoMaker: There was a blackout at the local bar yesterday. Thankfully I had a light beer.
TheLimoMaker: The fear of Angie is strong in the QPosts.
TheLimoMaker: I hear his brother Drye Koff is a riot.
That’s it from me here folks.
Thank you to the community so much for all the great material you give us week in week out; you guys are the real stars of this series. Now I’m off to drink some tea and eat some french fries smothered in mayonnaise…because I’m a heathen.
