Comments of the Week 10: Double Digits

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The big 1 and 0.

This is the first real milestone of the new series of Comments of the Week, good ol’ “CotW Number 10” – so far so good. Everyone hitting deadlines and compiling really well-structured blogs, ZombZ flexing his creative muscles, and FakePlasticTree whipping us whenever we fall behind schedule. It’s been grand, and will (should) only get better from here onward.

For such a momentous week it is only fitting that I, TheLimoMaker, am the one to bring you the best comments of the week, whether they be profound or funny, because I have the best judge of what comments are the best. This is only because I have very low standards.

Sports costumes coming to Street Fighter V

TheLimoMaker: I wish this was an anime.

TheLimoMaker: Can we just make a spin-off blog series called, “Oh Dere Me?” It can also work as an erotic movie.

Do we really hate all franchises and sequels?

TheLimoMaker: Preach it sister.

You could have drank Sonic and his pals if you were at Comic Con

TheLimoMaker: I feel that pain as a Dino Crisis fan.

Review: Pyre


Review: Hey! Pikmin

TheLimoMaker: What if life itself is a horror story?

The Sims 4 moves to PS4 and Xbox One this November

TheLimoMaker: I enjoy putting all the Sims in a house with one toilet…except there is no door to this toilet, only a window.

Once the portable versions are delivered, the Mighty No. 9 saga can come to a close

TheLimoMaker: Mighty No. 9 is an Almighty No. 2.

TheLimoMaker: To feature myself or to not feature myself…that is the question. I did it anyway.

Preordering Destiny 2 grants a timed exclusive exotic laser weapon

TheLimoMaker: Destiny 2? More like…DestinyPoo…not my strongest attempt.

TheLimoMaker: I’d love to have Destiny 2 replace its characters with members of the WWE roster. Slaying the Fallen as Shinsuke Nakamura? Yes please.

TheLimoMaker: I mean, its not like Activision has any self-respect.

Review: The Emoji Movie

TheLimoMaker: There are words to describe this film. “Shit” would be one of them.

Europe is getting a real nice Dark Souls vinyl trilogy set

TheLimoMaker: I’m willing to let someone Kosm all over my face for that vinyl set.

WWE 2K18 getting ultimate John Cena fan set

TheLimoMaker: I wish I could see him.

What is the hardest game you have ever played?

TheLimoMaker: Final Fantasy XIII is only good if you don’t play it.

Fall as far as you want in Super Mario Odyssey, you’re not gonna die

TheLimoMaker: I’ve been reading a book on anti-gravity and I just can’t put it down.

TheLimoMaker: Good god dude. That’s a lot of buttplugs.

TheLimoMaker: I feel you dude, the London Limousine Convention 2015 had me wetter than a drowning sailor.

TheLimoMaker: Gotta get that swamp ass seen to.

TheLimoMaker: There was a blackout at the local bar yesterday. Thankfully I had a light beer.

TheLimoMaker: The fear of Angie is strong in the QPosts.

TheLimoMaker: I hear his brother Drye Koff is a riot.

That’s it from me here folks. 

Thank you to the community so much for all the great material you give us week in week out; you guys are the real stars of this series. Now I’m off to drink some tea and eat some french fries smothered in mayonnaise…because I’m a heathen.