Comments of the Week 07: The Power of Crumpets Compels You

Comments time with Mr. Tea

So now the tides of E3 have subsided and calm is restored throughout the gaming community, no longer drowning in news and instead swimming straight to the shore in the distance.

That shore, unfortunately, is the location of the summer drought, where no news or releases exist. The shore is a lie. 

Yet, life carries on and with the calm atmosphere come excellent comments, and this week it is I, TheLimoMaker, who will be delivering them to you to enjoy. This week I have included a few extra bits to make the blog more varied…I hope you enjoy. 

Like you have a choice.

Tetsuya Nomura is a character designer for Xenoblade Chronicles 2

TheLimoMaker: I’d pay a lot of money to play a DC Souls game.

Anthem, that new Bioware IP debuted at E3, could be a ’10 year journey’

TheLimoMaker: Looks like Anthem will forge its own destiny.

Destructoid agrees to be acquired by Enthusiast Gaming

TheLimoMaker: Who?

Game titles that are wonderful euphemisms for genitals

TheLimoMaker: I have no comment for this.

TheLimoMaker: My penis is named after the movie There Will be Blood.

The saga of Take-Two versus Grand Theft Auto modders continues

TheLimoMaker: Rockstar makes good games though. Like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas…and…urm…

Destructoid is hiring part-timers, send us your resumes

TheLimoMaker: I mean, he has a point.

I squeezed a rubber duck to make girls wet in Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash

TheLimoMaker: Let’s kamehameha all over their faces.

Nintendo insists there is no possession of any kind in Super Mario Odyssey

TheLimoMaker: This is the only way my partner is getting kids outta me.

The official Detroit: Become Human Twitter account has some choice words for Xbox One fans

TheLimoMaker: Insider fact: David Cage’s scripts are in crayon.

TheLimoMaker: His characters have about as much emotion as Master Chief.

Amazon terribly rolls out their exclusive Zelda Amiibo without warning, grab it now

TheLimoMaker: So many amiibo, so little warning of when they go on sale.

TheLimoMaker: Frowning at myself in the mirror currently.

Days Gone dynamic world sets it apart, but I need more convincing

TheLimoMaker: The Last of Us should be called JoelJoel’s Bizarre Adventure.

You’ll have a separate save for Zelda: Breath of the Wild’s Master Mode

TheLimoMaker: You thought you wouldn’t see Dere on here…you were mistaken.

Review: Dead by Daylight

TheLimoMaker: That GIF is a bit long…just bear with it.

TheLimoMaker: Accurate.

TheLimoMaker: The victim of the sniper was actually a moose.

TheLimoMaker: Thank God you haven’t found my porn tape yet.

TheLimoMaker: I fail to see a problem here.

TheLimoMaker: Heh. Cocks.

TheLimoMaker: Definitely the strongest resume I’ve seen.

That’s it for this week, I would like to thank ZombZ for the slick photos he has edited together this week – the man is incredibly talented and is an invaluable member to the Comments of the Week team. 

We would be poorer without him.