Comments time with Mr. Tea
So now the tides of E3 have subsided and calm is restored throughout the gaming community, no longer drowning in news and instead swimming straight to the shore in the distance.
That shore, unfortunately, is the location of the summer drought, where no news or releases exist. The shore is a lie.
Yet, life carries on and with the calm atmosphere come excellent comments, and this week it is I, TheLimoMaker, who will be delivering them to you to enjoy. This week I have included a few extra bits to make the blog more varied…I hope you enjoy.
Like you have a choice.
TheLimoMaker: I’d pay a lot of money to play a DC Souls game.
TheLimoMaker: Looks like Anthem will forge its own destiny.
TheLimoMaker: I have no comment for this.
TheLimoMaker: My penis is named after the movie There Will be Blood.
TheLimoMaker: Rockstar makes good games though. Like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas…and…urm…
TheLimoMaker: I mean, he has a point.
TheLimoMaker: Let’s kamehameha all over their faces.
TheLimoMaker: This is the only way my partner is getting kids outta me.
TheLimoMaker: Insider fact: David Cage’s scripts are in crayon.
TheLimoMaker: His characters have about as much emotion as Master Chief.
TheLimoMaker: So many amiibo, so little warning of when they go on sale.
TheLimoMaker: Frowning at myself in the mirror currently.
TheLimoMaker: The Last of Us should be called JoelJoel’s Bizarre Adventure.
TheLimoMaker: You thought you wouldn’t see Dere on here…you were mistaken.
TheLimoMaker: That GIF is a bit long…just bear with it.
TheLimoMaker: The victim of the sniper was actually a moose.
TheLimoMaker: Thank God you haven’t found my porn tape yet.
TheLimoMaker: I fail to see a problem here.
TheLimoMaker: Heh. Cocks.
TheLimoMaker: Definitely the strongest resume I’ve seen.
That’s it for this week, I would like to thank ZombZ for the slick photos he has edited together this week – the man is incredibly talented and is an invaluable member to the Comments of the Week team.
We would be poorer without him.