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German CHILDREN's tv show "Bernd das Brot" for over 2 decades. Bernd is a depressed, grumpy, curmudgeonly, constantly bad-tempered, surly, fatalistic, melancholic loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone.


 
 
 

It’s not g-self buuut based on the gifs of the site for this, I’ll gladly take the Zeta.


 
 
 

Coolio is gone? This year just keeps on going down the toilet. R.I.P. https://edition.cnn.com/2022/09/28/entertainment/coolio-obit/index.html

 
 
 

And now for the feature you all have been waiting for....................... Randomized hand poses!


 
 
 

Watching the sad beginning of Cyberpunk Edgerunners and wondering if my OC still has it a little too good


 
 
 

A ghost penis that slaps you on the chin whenever you make a bad choice. You can never undo the choice. Just wait in terror until the next slap.

 
 
 
 

Coolio has passed away. Wasn't a big rap guy, but I loved Gangsta's Paradise. Condolences to his loved ones.

 
 
 

They gotta remake this game so that moving 15 units across the biggest maps in the series isn't a slog. Any units that aren't on horses good luck getting to the battle. Cool Fire Emblem though!


 
 
 

Happy birthday, Gamemaniac. I hope you and your sis have had good ones.


 
 
 
 

I’m trying to get myself invited to a Halloween party this year because I want to go as Rose the Hat.


 
 
 

A handheld streaming device with games only bought by crypto, with ownership licenses as NFTs. I call it the Studio. Free, in exchange for your 24/7 location data.

 
 
 

I uploaded a video showcasing the damage to my mom's yard, she also just had major surgery yesterday so guess who gets to clean all this up? Good grief! Could be worse, could be in Ft. Meyers. Stay safe FL.



 
 
 

I AM THE KING OF SHIT MOUNTAIN. I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE UP HERE RIGHT AFTER THE CHISEL, BUT I STAND SUPERIOR. THAT WAS AN AWESOME FIGHT, BUT PLEASE FIX THE INPUT BUFFER FOR COMBOS IN THE NEXT GAME.


 
 
 

Happy birthday to the soon to be Dr. Fishfucker Gamemaniac! Hope the doctorate program is treating you well and you discover all the bacteria of life!

 
 
 

My new therapist has helped me a lot, she's good. She's also working on trying to get me a support dog. That'd be fantastic. But despite a better outlook, days like today happen. I just feel out of place and generally not great mentally.

 
 
 

I have found the perfect image to encapsulate my feeling on GM's birthday. Interpret it as you wish :P


 
 
 

D&D campaign idea: Forcing players to fight a skinshifter in order to retrieve their ominous verdant object of power, AKA: I have to fight a Wendigo to get my green cube!

 
 
 
 
 

"I hate Guinness". "We don't care". The hotel bar giving me a laugh

 
 
 

Happiest birthday Gamemaniac. You are a gem and I look at science things and always think of you.


 
 
 

The atual we swear this is the final final update this Labor of Love update for Terraria is out right now!Looking foward to thia for a while.Its mad that Terraria a €10 indie game has been getting content updates for 11 years now.New town slimes cute


 
 
 

Happy birthday to a certain fellow someone of good taste, who shares my appreciation for a giant fish girl that some may or may not be familiar with here.

 
 
 

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Review With a Moose | Bullwinkle Blitz


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Cblogs of 9/17 to 9/23/2022: 37th Week of 2022


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PS1 REVIEWS: Tales of Destiny


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A City of Drowned Dreams


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The End of Black Red Gaming


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Games That Time Forgot: Touhou: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil


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Splatoon 3: Less of the Same


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My Hope for Current Gen Exclusives


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Some cool Indie games out this September


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Malenia and the rotting of my soul


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Capcom's PlayStation, a new retro gaming book live now!


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8 games I wrote about since life is too short to stop and listen


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Extra Life Mini Stream - 8/20!


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Sharing my recently updated Xenosaga series guide


I’m pleased to announce the second edition of “Ordo ab Chao: A Guide to Understanding Xenosaga.” I wrote and designed the original guide in 2015. The content of the second edition is 99% identical to the content of t...

 
 
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TGIF Open Thread!


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Mirama Dev Blog #1


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The Return of Offline EVO


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The Story of "Walking in Circles"


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