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When you're game referencing a giant meat monster that fucks the stratosphere and spills children onto the earth below. Then has this at the end............. I can only guess she loved Cronenberg films


 
 
 

I am having so much fun with Phantom Pain. I have been playing on and off for awhile but got sucked into it good. Put in solid hours this week. I recently got the water gun. Want to try it on a mission. Make enemy soldier look like he wet himself.

 
 
 

So Disney will buy Sony now I guess.

 
 
 

How the fuck can a cat mean more to me than a human? We had to put one of our cats down last Friday and I’m seriously still fucked up about it. That cat meant the fucking world to me

 
 
 

I can't stop watching the new Shantae opening, it's so catchy.

 
 
 

Bleh, spent a bunch of hours on a drawing that I couldn't get to work at all, so all i've ended up with is this weird lookin Lysithea haha, still, any Lysithea is good Lysithea.


 
 
 

It seems that Gamestop is laying off more people and some of the staff at Game Informer are affected too. Very sad for all those involved. I hope that all those affected are able to bounce back. Very sad.

 
 
 

So... Can you only be logged into Dtoid on one device at a time these days? I noticed this when I sign in on my new laptop, my desktop logs out, and vice versa (Also same on my phone)

 
 
 

Not sure how I've not made a burger with Worcestershire sauce on it until now but I'm better knowing about it now.


 
 
 

What if Sony let this Spider-Man thing get blown out of proportion to get people riled up so Disney would give them a better deal?


 
 
 

The reviews are in. My Hollow Knight Scarab's Grotto tee has a 100% approval rating from co-workers, friends, gaming strangers, family and even people who don't know what it is and just think it's pretty.


 
 
 

The reviews are in. My Hollow Knight Scarab's Grotto tee has a 100% approval rating from co-workers, friends, gaming strangers, family and even people who don't know what it is and just think it's pretty.


 
 
 

I wish that 360/ps3 indiana jones game came to fruition :T

 
 
 

Pineapple Rum + Cola = not that bad actually. Not as good as Pineapple Rum + Sprite or the God Tier Spiced Rum + Jupina but it'll do in a pinch. Now to decide what game to stream.

 
 
 

It still hasn't been confirmed yet so whatevs


 
 
 

Hey man, if it means Spider-Man gets to be Spider-Man and not Iron Man Jr like he is now, I'm all cool with mum and dad breaking up.

 
 
 

It's my Friday, the only thing that stands between me and three days of pure sweet gaming is a 9 hour shift. TIME TO G-FUEL UP!!


 
 
 
 

AMA time or an excuse to post more images of Rin. Whatever floats your boat.


 
 
 

Welp, Bloodstained is on sale on the switch so I bought it.

 
 
 

If anyone is still curious about them, Titanfall 2 and Garden Warfare 2 are 85-90% off on Origin right now. I just bought both for a total price of $4,5, which made it hard to say no. Btw, Does GW2 actually have a campaign? Forgot to check that "detail".

 
 
 
 

I have all the PS4 Yakuza games physically, so I want to get the remasters when they release physically in February, but it will be hard to wait that long when I can play 3 now digitally.

 
 
 

Once I'm done with Fire Emblem, I downloaded Final Fantasy Tactics for iPad. Pray for me that its a decent port.

 
 
 

Anyone read Saga? Apparently they're putting the whole thing in 1 massive book. Wonder if it would be worth my time and money.


 
 
 

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