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The Mad Circus (2019) - Track written for the imaginary shooting game I'm writing music for as practice for actual games :p I'm thinking first phase of a final boss.


So, I've started documenting, through video and photos, my path to losing the 50-60 pounds I've gained since my back herniation two years ago. CUrrently on Day 4, sitting at 216 pounds. Wish me luck! (missed first day; tried eating healthier to no avail.)


I am so jealous of Japan having a high-speed rail system. The USA has more than enough funding for it.


Apparently dragging my bare asshole across the carpet, while locking eyes, is not considered romantic. Live and learn.


I don't use this expression often or lightly: Fuck. Yes.


Great, now I'm taking another math class that will be bore me to sleep. Whatever. I'll just get this out of the way now.


Played Team Sonic Racing with some friends earlier. Needs some work but otherwise it's not too bad. AI needs some mad tuning though. Even on Normal it can be pretty cheap.


Shakedown Hawaii's first patch fixed the majority of my problems with it, those being the map's readability and some minor bugs. The My Time At Portia developers should take notes...


Oh my God, guys my hip finally cracked. It's been on the verge for like a week. I'm soooooo satisfied with everything right now.


Finally for around to seeing the Detective Pikachu Movie. Enjoyed it very much! Glad that some Totodiles were in it!


St. Louis Blues (My home team) are kicking some serious ass this season. Haven't watched a hockey game in well, ever with my wife, but that's changed this playoff season. We both used to be big into hockey, so it's like coming full circle.


I saw a pilot for this like five years ago and thought it was dead forever, but SURPRISE, it's a show now!


I need to learn to be more patient when playing Cities Skylines and other city building games.


Dauntless--the first ever EGS games I've ever bothered to download--simply freezes after creating my character. It's happened 5 times in a row, in fact. Needles to say, this has not changed my disposition towards the fucking EGS.


Two for one today on some classic 80s fantasy cheese :P


As far as level intro shots go, Skull Island’s in Epic Mickey couldn’t be better framed. The contrast between the Mouse and the contoured monolith eerily sets the mood for what’s to come.


Rayman legends on switch is a real swell time. And it also makes me sad that its been about 5, 6 years since it came out. I'd rather like another.


Sensors indicate a larger than expected quotient of wienerage in the last episode of Chernobyl. Satisfaction levels dangerously high.


Praise RNGesus! Why yes, yes I am.


Rise of the TMNT is just bad. Like if this goes past 2 seasons I'll be a bit bummed...


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