Battleborn to be Number One
It’s that time again when we all pick our favorite games of the year. 2016 was stuffed with great ones like Overwatch, Doom, and Final Fantasy XV, but those are all garbage compared to the One True Game of the Year.
Of course I’m talking about Battleborn. In a year full of fantastic games, Battleborn clearly blew them all out of the water with its amazing gameplay innovation and writing. Overwhat?
This comment thread has me torn.
That pretty much sums it up as far as I’m concerned. (Also, the women in question were more plastic than human anyway.)
That whole thing about women only loving huge penises is just a myth (I hope).
“Why is this troll comment here?” you may be wondering. Oh, you’ll see.
Seriously, this is why Doom is probably my favorite game of 2016. It’s not afraid to just be fun!
Dere to be different!
It has only just begun.
RIP, For Honor, we hardly knew ye. My internet sucks way too much to put up with that shit.
He “used the company credit cards to buy things like expensive cars, plastic surgery, NFL season tickets and Game of War micro transactions” which means he obviously has very bad taste in games considering he could have bought literally anything else. Get yourself an Oculus, man!
Which color is natural? Place your bets!
If they’re not full of crispy M&Ms then Notch is dead to me.
My dorm was about the size of a broom closet and I had to share it with another guy. You weren’t missing much. Well, except maybe the soul-shredding stares when it came time to “create Facebook.”
We’re still just getting started.
Dilbert, Nintendo. DILBERT. Don’t you see what you’ve done!?
I like Hoothoot! Then again, I used to think Doduo was cool too until my 600th encounter.
CaptPlaceholder, are you me from another dimension!?
The train keeps ‘a rollin’!
Nintendo loves innovating, though, so why not go for the world’s first frustration park?
My apologies to whoever posted that in a different comment thread that I didn’t feature, but damn it sure is appropriate.
What, you were expecting Isay?
Well, he didn’t disappoint!
My favorite one is Pikamon.
It is as we feared. This power race means soon there won’t be any place to run your games reliably. What’s that you say? Nintendo still makes game consoles?
This is 100% correct. I spent a shit-ton of time playing Destiny because I thought the game would go somewhere. When it didn’t, I just never played it again instead of spending my time bitching about it.
My money is on Meta Growth.
Disqus is a horrible void of vapid despair that I give thanks for every day.
At least it has a headphone jack.
Pfft, even the Ninja Turtles know that!
Well, at least you’re not being blessed by Hugh Jass.
This is the nerdiest science joke I’ve ever heard. I even had to look it up, but it is pretty damn good.
Every confused parent next Christmas:
I actually quite enjoy Battleborn and I feel bad for it. #gamingconfessions
The prophesy is fulfilled!
This week’s Commenter of the Week is the appropriately-named 70s Bush. Why be the best comment on a single article when you could be the best one out of every article all week?
And so, another Comment of the Week draws to a close. I’ll see you guys in the new year, the Sunday after this upcoming one. OR WILL I?