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It didn't take 10 years for the Final Fantasy XV porno to come out

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I know I shouldn't be surprised by this, but I kind of am. The infamous porn studio Brazzers has released a Final Fantasy XV porn parody titled "Full Service Station" with a porn star clearly trying to emulate Cindy from the game. While I'm surprised they got the costume mostly correct, why was a blonde porn star not chosen to portray the character? Also, who the hell is that bald guy supposed to be? At least be somewhat related to the game!

The description from the official site is also pretty priceless. "Sean Lawless's car has broken down and [he] goes to see a mechanic in the middle of the desert. Nikki Benz comes out and inspects Mr. Lawless's car. Ms. Benz says how she'd hate to charge him for the damage but that she has to keep her business afloat. Sean figures Nikki's teasing him with her huge tits so that he's willing to pay any price she throws at him. But when a monstrous troll appears, Nikki fights off the creature. Busty Nikki Benz soon realizes she still has another monster to tame -- Sean's big cock, that is!"

The video even contains some horrible CGI-looking monster that has nothing to do with Final Fantasy or even gaming. It mostly looks like a reject from some zombie B-movie. I would have embedded the trailer to let you see, but the preview goes well beyond NSFW territory. Nikki Benz even utters, "Let's not forget about them balls, now," so you know this has to be hysterical.

And Now, The Inevitable Final Fantasy XV Porn Parody [Kotaku]

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