Tobold, who recently started mainling methadone to combat his addiction to “playing with his Gnome”, has dedicated a lot of time to figuring out the actual landmass of Azeroth, the mythical setting for World of Warcraft.
Did anyone ask for this kind of in-depth geekery? Absolutely not.
Will it postively affect the course of humankind’s evolution? It’s a detriment, if anything.
Is Destructoid proud to be on the same Internet as this Tobold fellow? You know it!
Tobold, we salute you and your fly calculations. We’d send you a puppy or something, but we’re pretty sure you’re an evil robot.
(Oh, and if anyone’s wondering, Azeroth is about 80 square miles.)