Do you have a PlayStation 3? Do you want to own Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare for use on the aforementioned console and have not purchased it yet? Is your name Steve?
If you answered, “Yes,” to all of these questions, I am speaking directly to you right now. Steve, I just wanted to let you know that Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare is on sale at Amazon.com for today only. It’s priced at $28.98 which is, as you know, a savings of twenty-one dollars. Why, that’s more than enough cash left over to pick up that other toy you had your eye on. Yeah, the one with the rotating bit. Oh, and tell Janice I conveyed my deep regret at her recent loss.
I suppose the rest of you non-Steves can take advantage of the deal also. Just know that I didn’t rush over here to post this specifically for your benefit. This one was for Steve.
