A Destructoid virgin does it for the first time

Now that I have been officially “beaten in” by the Destructoid gang, I just wanted to introduce myself — I am resident nOOb, Chad! I would shake all of your hands, but I am not sure where they have been. Sorry.

While I go get some ice to put on these bruises, you can check out my first post. It was a groundbreaking, inside look at … the new Zorro game for the Wii.

(crickets)

(tumbleweed)

Don’t everyone click on it at once …

I am very excited to be here — it is nice to meet you all! Also, cocks!