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I’ve just checked outside and it doesn’t look like we’ve traveled back in time to 1993. We must have done, however, because Mattel has filed a trademark for a Stretch Armstrong game. This is great news, because it means I can watch Jurassic Park at the movie theater again.
Unfortunately, it’s not quite as fun as that. Apparently Universal is making a film based around the old toy, starring some pug-faced prick from the Twilight films. I have no idea how that will be anything other than terrible.
In any case, this is a nice excuse for us to get all nostalgic about the nineties. Man, do you remember when Czechoslovakia dissolved? What was UP with those crazy nineties!?
Stretch Armstrong… The Video Game? [Siliconera]
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