Pokemon SoulSilver, HeartGold coming Spring 2010

To no one’s surprise, Nintendo has announced that more Pokémon titles will be making their way to the Nintendo DS. Prepare yourself — Pokémon SoulSilver and Pokémon HeartGold will be available in the United States and Europe in the spring of 2010. 

So what’s new in SoulSilver and HeartGold? Well, uh… it brings players back to the Johto region introduced in Pokémon Gold and Pokémon Silver. With updated graphics, and touch screen functionality. Like Pokémon Platinum Version, but with more heart… and soul. Right. 

You can train and capture that Pokémon up there, whose name escapes me. But it looks like he’s farting, which is funny because I’m immature. You see it, too. Don’t lie.