I’ve been into Bayonetta since I read the first details on Platinum Games’ bizarre action title, but ever since playing it at E3, I’ve become sexually attracted to it. It’s not just that titular heroine Bayonetta is one of the sauciest videogame characters ever. It’s that the very game itself is something worth wanking over.
These new screens from Famitsu are like pornography to me. Were the magazine on sale here, I’d have to slide it into a newspaper to buy it so that the other store patrons do not realize the shameful thing I am buying. Then I’d get home and scurry upstairs with it hidden under my shirt before cracking out the Vaseline until mum gets home. Just like the good old days. Except my mum wouldn’t hit me with a belt this time.
Anyway, five pages of Famitsu hotness are here for us to gawp at, so please gawp away!
