Today Activision decided to tell everyone how well the media received their latest World War II shooter, Call of Duty: World at War. Instead of tossing out a press release with a bunch of exclamation marks and funny comments from reviewers, Activision went with a more streamlined, Internet-friendly approach. They released a video, with blood, bullets, and slightly out-of-context quotes from other people’s reviews.
There is a notable exception, and that would be Mr. Sterling’s take on the game. Granted, we didn’t score it as highly as Activision or the game’s developer Treyarch would have liked, but we mean well. We really do, Activision.
I did a quick Google search for World at War reviews to make sure Activision wasn’t just making up the comments. Instead of reviews, I found lesbian porn. That’s because I typed “lesbian porn” in the search bar instead of “World at War reviews.” It was an honest mistake that I plan on making again.
The video (featuring blood and small amounts of text) is after the break. You should only access it if you are over the age of 17. Of course, you guys aren’t reading anymore. You’re probably watching lesbian porn.
