Holiday cards: Resistance’s V7 Splicer is the gift that keeps on slicing

OK, so it’s almost the new year, and this card is a bit late thanks to Insomniac having an old address on file (I forgive you).

But this holiday card — a mock advertisement for the Resistance V7 Splicer weapon as a holiday gift — just had to be shared. Insomniac delivers with its spot-on, tongue-in-cheek humor that, as usual, has me smiling. And wanting to shoot at things with razor-sharp spinning blades. 

As a bonus? Act now and get a Spinner, a creature that’s “highly entertaining and engaging” — but be careful not to cuddle with it, and avoid its mouth no matter what you do. Sounds like half of the Destructoid staff, come to think of it.