This Crash Bandicoot Switch holder will stare into your soul

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They say cameras take your soul, but I have a feeling those folks never laid eyes on this statue.

From manufacturer Exquisite Gaming comes this hulking terror, called “XL Crash Bandicoot Cable Guy,” a statue that can hold various bits of gaming paraphernalia, including a Nintendo Switch console. I’m not sure if the “Cable Guy” moniker is in reference to the deranged character from the Jim Carrey film, or if he’s actually expected to hold cables — as none of the gallery pictures in the list show wires — so I’m going with the former.

Crash Bandicoot Cable Guy will be released on June 15 for $39.99. Fear it.

XL Crash Bandicoot Cable Guy [Amazon]


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