PlayStation 4 enabling DJs with Avicii music rhythm game Vector

This is the world we live in now

In 2015, 1 out of 3 humans are DJs. This has led to global gridlock as necessary goods and services plummet under insistence that, “you should come see my set.” The population rate is in decline, too, as more men become DJs; while a small percentage will make enough money to woo suitors, it is an otherwise irredeemable life choice.

Avicii is a Swedish DJ, apparently one of the most popular in the world, whose real name is Tim Bergling, which is fun to say. He’s teamed up with Hello There to make Vector, a rhythm game wherein you can design your own levels and play against others. It’s coming 2016 exclusively to PlayStation 4.