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Rockin’ Stone: You can skip all your life, but not go anywhere

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Published: Nov 5, 2007 07:24 pm

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I don’t think I have words to describe the majesty of the above footage. It comes from a cell phone game entitled Rockin’ Stone and not since Cassavetes’ The Killing Of A Chinese Bookie have I seen such a gleeful mineral formation. Apparently the stone (Skip) is on a quest to find his mate (Pebbie), a quest that, while cliché, leaves us all to wonder exactly how smooth stones “make babies.” I could see a jagged rock inserting its … y’know what? Nevermind. This train of reasoning can only lead to some particularly disgusting fetishism and stone-on-companion-cube slash fiction. 

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