Ghost Recon Wildlands trailer needs to be more careful with the yayo

That stuff is expensive, I’ve heard

Look at all these nice people saying nice things about Ubisoft’s Ghost Recon Wildlands. The compliments aren’t the reason we’re sharing it, though; we just figured maybe you wanted to watch a guy walk menacingly toward a pig, toward a cactus, or toward an alpaca farm.

Okay, I can’t lie. I feel a little slighted that we weren’t included. Jordan said “Eww, bloody cocaine,” and that would’ve been a way better quote than some nonsense about breaking open-world molds. Feel free to use it in your next trailer, Ubisoft.