Classic PC sim Theme Hospital free on Origin

Watch out for Bloaty Head

For years, my uncle left his his late-’90s laptop at my grandparents’ house and whenever I’d come to visit, I’d flip through PC game instruction manuals and play stuff like Diablo, Warcraft, The 7th Guest, and 3-D Ultra Minigolf (the one with the volcano and alligator on the cover). He was also an avid Theme Hospital player but for whatever probably-crap reason, I never tried it back then.

Don’t make the same mistake as younger, dumber me: Theme Hospital is free to download and keep right now through Origin. Nab that while you can or continue ignoring the platform per usual.