This thankfully fake NVIDIA energy drink probably tastes like PC coolant

April Fools

NVIDIA is touting an “amazing new weapon for PC gamers,” and it’s not a new graphics card. It’s the fake energy drink “GeForce GTX,” which boasts 980mg of caffeine.

I typically only have an energy drink once or twice a year, during crunch time (my last was Metal Gear Solid V pre-embargo). But back in the day though when “LAN Cafes” were actually a popular thing, I’d down them like soda.

Maybe we’ll all have massive heart problems in our old age because of it. But for now, “game on!”