I don’t know what ‘Green Monday’ is, but Amazon has videogame deals for it

Only suckers pay $60 for videogames

I’m not sure why we need to keep designating official titles for different days to spur consumerism around the holidays. I mean, people need (and want) to buy stuff; they’ll spend money regardless. Black Friday’s fine. It’s been here the longest. Cyber Monday? Ehhh. “Green Monday?” That’s just ridiculous.

But, it’s Green Monday anyway (I guess), so Amazon has some obligatory deals. There are some recent games that, if you had the self-restraint to just wait a month or two, are discounted fairly decently. In the case of games like DriveClub, maybe you’ll want to wait a few more months.

Videogames:

• Hyrule Warriors (Wii U) — $47.99
• Forza Horizon 2 (Xbox One) — $39.99
• NBA 2K15 (PS4, Xbox One) — $34.99
• The Lego Movie Videogame (PS3, Xbox 360) — $15.00
• Just Dance 2015 (PS3, Wii U, Xbox One) — $24.99
• The Evil Within (PS4) — $24.99
• Rocksmith 2014 (PS3, PS4) — PS3: $49.99; PS4: $39.99
• Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel (PS3, Xbox 360) — $29.99
• Watch Dogs (PS4) — $29.96
• Persona 4 Arena Ultimax (PS3) — $29.99
• Wolfenstein: The New Order (PS4) — $24.99
• Need for Speed Rivals – Complete Edition (PS3, Xbox 360) — $25.00
• DriveClub (PS4) — $34.99
• Lego Marvel Super Heroes (PS4, Xbox One) — $19.99
• Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare (Xbox One) — $51.95
• Destiny (PS4, Xbox One) — $44.95
• Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham (PS4, Xbox One) — $39.99
• Lego: The Hobbit (PS4, Xbox One) — $29.99
• Sunset Overdrive (Xbox One) — $39.99
• Call of Duty: Ghosts (PC) — $9.95
• Shadow Warrior (PS4, Xbox One) — $17.49
• Dark Souls II (PS3) — $22.48
• Xbox 360 controllers — $44.99
• Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes (PS4) — $15.00
• Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call (3DS) — $31.80

Other:

• Samsung 50-inch 4K Ultra HD 60Hz Smart LED TV — $997.99
• Sharp 60-inch 1080p Aquos 120Hz  Smart LED TV — $897.00
• LG 42-inch 1080p 60Hz Smart LED TV — $498.91
• Acer 22-inch LED monitor — $99.99
• Seagate 4TB solid state hybrid drive — $139.99
• Linksys AC2400 4×4 dual-band gigabit Wi-Fi router — $189.99
• Dell XPS 8700 X8700-1751BLK Desktop (Windows 7 Professional, Intel Core i7 Processor, 8GB RAM) — $679.99