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Intro video for Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates

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Published: Aug 19, 2007 06:08 am

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Brought to you through the wonders of wibble-wobble vision, here’s the intro vid for Square-Enix’s upcoming DS adventure, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates. The first thing you will notice is that the game is quite obviously demonic. All the characters have emotionless, dead eyes, bereft of any sentiency, as if they possess no soul. Using my expert knowledge, I have deduced that this game is definitely about huffing the minds of children and turning them into thoughtless slaves who do your vile bidding. So, you’re basically MTV …

OH HO! YOU JUST GOT SOCIAL SATIRED IN THE FACE!

Seriously, I am so effing clever for what I just said.  

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