‘If it was anymore real, it’d be real’ Recommended Videos Come on, Microsoft. Nothing about this new commercial for Xbox One looks anything less than miserable. I’m not going to play Ryse if it makes me feel like I got cut by a sword. The infliction of pain isn’t something I want to experience when I’m […]
Come on, Microsoft. Nothing about this new commercial for Xbox One looks anything less than miserable. I’m not going to play Ryse if it makes me feel like I got cut by a sword. The infliction of pain isn’t something I want to experience when I’m playing a game.
Although, depending on whom you ask, getting cut might be preferable to playing Ryse. Hashtag sick burn.
While you laughing, we're passing, passing away.
So y'all go rest y'all souls,
'Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossroads.
Y'all know y'all forever got love from them Bone Thugs baby...
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