God I love her so much
Take a hike Conchita Wurst, step off Dame Edna and move the fuck over Ru Paul, because Kitty Powers is on the scene and she’s going to get me the boyfriend I’ve always wanted with Kitty Powers’ Match Maker.
It released on Steam yesterday for £6.99, and it really is something that needs to be seen to be believed. Bask in its camp glory, let the ham flow through you. The goal of the game is to help people of all races, genders and sexualities find love by matching them up with potential sweethearts and guiding them successfully through their dates.
The game look good, and I’m certainly excited to vicariously date digital hotties so I can avoid going outside. But that’s all beside the point because Kitty Powers herself is obviously the star of this show. I’m glad gaming has finally got the Lily Savage we desperately needed for so long. Looking at her now, I’ve just realised with the glasses and the big black hair, I think we’ve found the potential star of an upcoming Bayonetta movie.
