NBA Baller Beats: A lesson in humiliation

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Despite what my vampiric complexion and freakishly strong arms would have you believe, I’m no sportswoman. In fact, as this video clearly demonstrates, I can barely dribble a basketball much less dribble one on beat with four other moves thrown in, all while looking up at a screen. What am I, a wizard?!

Well turns out I’m not a wizard, just a woman with very little shame. I’m also never one to turn down a humiliating experience, so I threw what remaining dignity I had aside after this year’s E3 and stepped on the court for some quality NBA Baller Beats time. My conclusion? Well… it’s not terrible. Watch the video to hear my impressions!


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