JIMMYX!
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From The Daily Hotness: Your mom’s an 8 out of 10 (nominated by VGFreak1225) 
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@ Jamie McGinn
ROLF tru dat bud … view replies
Re: Is the dual-stick controller a game design crutch?
SHIt bombs away? … view replies
Re: Review: The Adventures of Tintin
THAT is some freakin amazing shit SURE GLAD I have Kinect … view replies
Re: The Daily Hotness: Your mom’s an 8 out of 10
I think I can sorta see into the psychology of these sad fangirls refreshing metacritic every 10 seconds. They ARE UNCONSIOSLY very upset that they are not able to enjoy the DEFINITE experience of Gears and have to settle for a lesser coverbased shooter experience instead. THEIR own fault IMO u cant be a tru gamer these days AND not own a 360. Can def do without ps3 or wii but common by 2011 u cannot not have the single console that defined this generation PIECE OUT … view replies
Re: The Daily Hotness: Your mom’s an 8 out of 10
@ Mr 3man
WTF??? Gears isnt boring AND BEAST mode is worth the price of admission alone U simple CANNOT compare UnCharted to a game like Gears 3. Gears amazing mp is what separates it from other games and thats why it deserved the high reviews it had. HAD Jim sterling reviewed it for its mp (he even admitted that he was more into sp) it would have got a much higher score NUFF SAYD … view replies
Re: The Daily Hotness: Your mom’s an 8 out of 10
DOnt realy see why theyr complaining Judging from the game footage Ive seen ITS EXTREMLY LINEAR BORING game theyr lucky that [Uncharted 3] got 8 [in Eurogamer] … view replies
Re: Does Uncharted turn people psychotic?
@ Master Snake
ON another note I cant stand FF13 and Heavy Rain too WHO knew we had such similar taste in games BUD. MIGHT even get that MGS HD collection for 360 when drops in price eventualy … view replies
Re: Does Uncharted turn people psychotic?
@ Master Snake
U AGREE???
FIST BUMP BROTHER … view replies
Re: Does Uncharted turn people psychotic?
IS it safe to say that most unCharted fans are idiots than? … view replies
Re: Does Uncharted turn people psychotic?
@ amtalx
EXACTLY specialy UNcharted Seams like reviewers will give 10 to just about anything these days NUFF SAYD … view replies
Re: Does Uncharted turn people psychotic?
pokota: “Also, slightly off-topic, but the gig is up, Sterling. We all know jimmyx is your alter-ego”
Dude ur as kookoo as those $ony fangirls on metacritic if u think Im JimSterling. WHAT do I have to do to prove that Im not Sterling to u dumbasses? Jimbo doesnt even like Gears and I cant stand the stupid Dinasty Warriors games ERGO NOT SAME PPL …view replies
Re: Does Uncharted turn people psychotic?
@ Jim Sterling
Jokes on them lol cuz UC series is not even that good compared to some other games (u of all peeps know BEST) but fangirls are still losing sleep over its scores ITS FUCKIN HILARIOS … view replies
Re: Does Uncharted turn people psychotic?
JIIIIIIIIMBOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH … view replies
Re: Activision: Call of Duty is ‘explosions everywhere’
AS if none of u a$$holes liked the last Michael B film . STOP acting all superior in hear Whatevar they are great summer movies with tons of entertanement value and nothin wrong with games trying to copy that MayB then will actually get more good games these days … view replies
Re: Activision: Call of Duty is ‘explosions everywhere’
Sexualchocolate
Jus cant admit that gamers younger than u schooled ur ass online haha? that jus sad bud I realy feel for u Maybe u should go play some SLOWER less challenging games (BF 3 fo the win lol) to make urself feel better again … view replies
Re: Talking to Women about Videogames: Going mainstream
BUT maybe next time u should intervew some random street babes and not ur friends gf … view replies
Re: Talking to Women about Videogames: Going mainstream
THAT shits wack lol U rock Holmes … view replies
Re: Activision: Call of Duty is ‘explosions everywhere’
@ Lycan “i hope ur 360 red rigs/dots…’
Its a SLIM so jokes on u bud HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA … view replies
Re: Activision: Call of Duty is ‘explosions everywhere’
BlackOPs story was quite good not as great as MW2s but still good. Overall MW3 is lookin like it might truly have fantastic story best in serios SO VERY EXCITED TO PUT THIS BADDBOY INTO MY 360 … view replies
But its the pc version Jim prob did most of his reviewing on 360 version … view replies
@ Hystzen
WOW NICE fake profile BRo U even got the pic right … view replies
@ Glorbo
MW2 did it FIRST dumbass … view replies
JIMBO sayd it straight like it is cuz when u relese a 360 version that was butchered like this one and expect to get high review score then boyo ur gonna get burned. Gamers and critics gona shut u down. CoD games get CONSISTANT HIGH SCORES fo reason Activision treat all platfomrs equaly and their games show amazing production values and quality on all versions HOW IT SHOULD BE … view replies
In OTHER news COD 8>>>> BF3 … view replies
ROLF I FUCKING LOVE U JIMBO thanks a bunch for this WAITING FOR MUCH BETTER MW3 REVIEW NOW … view replies
Re: Review: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
@ Jibberwocky
What, are you expecting people to be jumping up and down, pissing themselves with excitement? Judging by my own experience I doubt I look much more than comatose when I’m truly engaged.”
Obviosly u never played Gears, Halo Reach or other truly fun games. I FEEL sorry for u bud … view replies
Re: Review: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
@ Silent Protagonist
EXACTLY
THANK U BROTHER … view replies
Re: Review: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
SORRY that last one was directed at @ anti-soffic … view replies
Re: Review: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
@ NICE one bud
BY the way did u evar hear me say “PS3 is poop”? Just sayin I got nothin against the system itself (beside crappy tiny controller) MY BIGGEST PROBLEM (and I sayd this many times befr) IS THAT ITS GAME LIBRARY IS VERY POOR RIGHT NOW nice and all for uncharted fans but whatabout the rest of gamers who arnt into linear movie “games” JUS feeling sorry for u guys DATS ALL PIECE … view replies
Re: Review: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
@ anti-jimmyx
NO I Just CANNOT OVERLOOK THE FACT THATS ITS NOT A GAME BUT A FUCKING MOVIE disguised as a game and not even a good one at that. SO why besides hype is it getting such undeserved praise? REALY wanted Jimbo to review this HIS SCORE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH DIFFRENT REMEMBER WITCHER 2 review LOL … view replies
Re: Review: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
REALY?? BUT seriosly all the points u brought out POINT EXACTLY WHY THE WHOLE SERIOS IS A WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO GAMIN just watch for the next batch of “cinematic” games $ony games division is gona barf out now after all the fangirl reviews of UC3. Im actuly hoping for another PSN hack just so UC3 mp can go down fo like months and cuz sales to bomb. AND
I herd MAG was shit cant believe u just wrote that its worth to buy ps3 for … view replies
Re: Review: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
@ BomberJacket
Great post dude … view replies
Re: Review: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
ARE peeps SO stupid that gone go out and buy a new console ONLy so they can only play one game on it? Dayum peeps must be rich to afford such luxury. WHATEVER Ill be picking up Arkam City to add to my 40+ plus game collection on 360. Will take a great multiplat which is still guna be better on 360 like Skyrim or MW3 over a single overated exclusive any day NUFF SAYD HATERS …view replies
Re: Review: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
AND Please tell me how this Indyana Jones rippoff is better then Gears 3 . Seriosly if Gears3 review was for real then this shouldve been getting a 6. … view replies
Re: Review: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
JImbo shouldve reviewed this one BUT instead we got THIS review gushing with sappy fangirlism … view replies
Re: HEY GUYS, ROCKSTAR IS MAKING GRAND THEFT AUTO V
LA Noire Spring 2011, Max Payne Spring 2012, GTA V Spring 2013
NUFF SAYD … view replies
Re: HEY GUYS, ROCKSTAR IS MAKING GRAND THEFT AUTO V
NICE that means that stupid Agent game was scraped for good THERES NO way Rock* can work on both AAA at same time. $ony fangirls guna cry … view replies
Re: Minecraft playable on Xbox 360 at MineCon next month
STFU haters 360 is HD consol for a reason Im not dishin out my hardearned cash just for anything specily for something that right now looks like it was made by a 7 year old … view replies
Re: Minecraft playable on Xbox 360 at MineCon next month
Final version better not look like utter shit like Mincraft Beta does on computer
Unlike pc “gamers” we 360 players have some standards … view replies
Re: Sony: PSN hack attack woke up customers, made money
U people make me sik … view replies
Re: Sony: PSN hack attack woke up customers, made money
DAYUM still no edit button MENT TO say JIMBO is guna rip Drake a new one BRIng that THAN metascore way down fo good …view replies
Re: Sony: PSN hack attack woke up customers, made money
Cant wait to read Jimbo’s review of UNcharted 3 hes guna rip it a new one LITERALY … view replies
Re: Sony: PSN hack attack woke up customers, made money
LOVING the headline Jimbo $ony exclusives must have put em to sleep eh LOL … view replies
Re: Halo: CE Anniversary reminds me of the good old days
Sir Tobbii
CoD took Halo accessible but still insanely competitive and addictive stile and copied it to realistic war shooters BEFORE u just had lameass boring shit like CounterStrike and Unreal Tournament on computer but Halo and then CoD MW afterit really made consols the kings of competitive FPS not jus fo pc “pros” humping their keyboards … view replies
Re: Halo: CE Anniversary reminds me of the good old days
NOT GONNA BITE hate IF u played it wouldnt be asking such questions LETS just say u wouldnt have great console FPS like CoD MW if not for Halo … view replies
Re: Halo: CE Anniversary reminds me of the good old days
AND that Remstein dude shold be banned from XBOXlive forever like SErIOSLy
LETS DTFO this hater … view replies
Re: Halo: CE Anniversary reminds me of the good old days
KNOW what funny guys?
THIS 10yrold will about 10X funner then Uncharted 3 or any other pretensious “blokbuster” coming out from $ony this year SO cheers for Halo still one of the most innovative, amazingly fun games today DAY ONE HERE … view replies
Re: Comments of the week: Gnilretsmij
@ Sir Tobii
YA heard me whats ur a$$ on backwards? Like fucking Mikey Moore peeps jus LOVE to take shit OUT of contest … view replies
Re: Comments of the week: Gnilretsmij
Lameshit basterds will keep taking it at wrong face value SO STFU … view replies
Re: Review: Kirby’s Return to Dream Land
HOTDAMN JIMBO LIKE A HUGE SLAPPON … view replies
Re: BlizzCon11: Diablo III headed to consoles, no public beta
WTF?? happened to that dudes pants … view replies
Re: BlizzCon11: Diablo III headed to consoles, no public beta
AND torchlight played amazing with 360 controler and this game shoud play basically the same … view replies
Re: BlizzCon11: Diablo III headed to consoles, no public beta
GOOD this game will look amazing on 360 still not interested but love to see pc “gamers” squirm … view replies
Re: Yup, Saints Row: The Third has a ‘Whored Mode’
@ pedo
Ur grandma too … view replies
Re: The Modern Warfare 3 launch trailer is here
YEA got a humongus boner right now … view replies
Re: Review: Dragon Age II: Mark of the Assassin
Crappy D&D is crappy NUFF SAYD … view replies
Re: Diablo III’s Black Soulstone cinematic is pure eye candy
Torchlight 2 on xbla is gonna be so much funner But graphic whores will be whores … view replies
WHAT a shamless RIPOFF DISGUSTINg … view replies
Re: Analyst says PS4 first, Xbox 720 not likely in 2013
ITS THE GAMES THAT COUNT SO PS4 is prob gona have as bad start as ps3 and even that still has very limited selection for those not into japanese games … view replies
Re: Uncharted 3 multiplayer Plays, Creates and Shares
ALSO i wasnt comparing Uncharted uberunderwhelming mp in anyway to the beast mode BUT maybe next time mayb u should stop to read the content of the comment bfr postin somethin halfbaked or jus get ur ass out of ur ears NUFF SAYD … view replies
Re: Uncharted 3 multiplayer Plays, Creates and Shares
@ Epic-Kk
WTF u dont like uncharted series OR gears?? U must be one of those weirdos whor into those f@ckedup japanese porno games cause they make u feel strong like a big asian girly man … view replies
Re: Insomniac responds to 4/10 All 4 One review with dignity
JIMBOS NOT AFRAID TO GIVE TO $ONY FANBOYS I RESPEKT THAT … view replies
Re: Modern Warfare 3 trailer reveals the ‘Strike Package’
FREAKING AMAZING … view replies
Re: Uncharted 3 multiplayer Plays, Creates and Shares
THATS TO COMPANSATE FOR LACK OF ACTUAL GAMEPLAY I ASSUME … view replies
Re: Bioshock’s Ken Levine digs into some creative influences
@ RoBoSexual
Too bad cause it was amazing SO he better not mess this new game up I GOT IT PREORDERED … view replies
Re: Bioshock’s Ken Levine digs into some creative influences
Bioshock 2 was my favorite game back in the day SO Here expecting big things for Bioshock 3 … view replies
Re: Cliffy B wants Avatar movie quality graphics for games
He actualy looks pretty cool in this pic … view replies
Re: Battlefield 3 is ‘standard def’ on 360 without install
ONE FINAL QUESTION
WHY THE HELL ARE THEY RELEASING SD version FOR THE SYSTEM THAT WOULDVE GENERATED THE MOST SALES (did u people check the nmbrs for BadComp sales on 360 not bad for a nonexclusive title) but SERIOSLY THIS NEWS BLOWS DONKEY BALLS … view replies
Re: These Harrison Ford Uncharted commercials are fantastic
AFTER THAT DISGUSTING BF3 NEWS I THINK I NEED TO SERIOSLY TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS FORUM ALL THE RECENT ANTI360 BY DEVELOPERS AND GAMERS ALIKE HATE IS GETTING ON MY NERVES AND EFFECTING QUALITY OF COMMENTS … view replies
Re: These Harrison Ford Uncharted commercials are fantastic
spending $300 on ps3 would be the biggest waste of money at this point in time SPECIALY with all the games coming out for 360 this holiday season and in 2012. $ony exclusives are kinda overated bud AND U KNOW IT … view replies
Re: These Harrison Ford Uncharted commercials are fantastic
AND ALSO MEANT TO SAY “BEST CONSOLE CONTROLLER EVER MADE” NEED TO STOP POSTING THESE FROM MY PHONE ITS RIDICULUOS … view replies
Re: These Harrison Ford Uncharted commercials are fantastic
“FUCKING HATE PS3 CONTROLLER” BEFOR U FANGIRLS JUMP ALL OVER THAT MISTAKE … view replies
Re: These Harrison Ford Uncharted commercials are fantastic
WTF! I meant to say ps3 controller $ony fanboys GETTING ON MY HEAD TO MUCH … view replies
Re: These Harrison Ford Uncharted commercials are fantastic
@ jasondm300
FIRST OF ALL I fucking hate 360 controll its made for tiny asian hands and is absolutly horrible for any game requiring speed and cordination
SO maybe if I could somehow play Uncharted using 360 controller (best console ever made imo) THEN and only THEN would I even consider giving it a try. … view replies
Re: Battlefield 3 is ‘standard def’ on 360 without install
@ LegendPenguin
WHEN SOMETHING AS HUGE AS SKYRIM WILL RUN OFF ONE DISK ON 360 WITHOUT NO NEED FOR INSTALL THAN ITS OBVIOUS THAT EA AND DICE JUS DIDNT TRY HARD ENOUGH AND SHAFTED 360 GAMERS … view replies
Re: Battlefield 3 is ‘standard def’ on 360 without install
JUST CONFIRMED THAT MW3 IS GETTING MY MONEY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
ITS SAD WHEN DEVELOPERS DONT TRY TO WORK AROUND PROBLEMS AND STILL USE THE FULL POWER OF THE SYSTEM … view replies
Re: Battlefield 3 is ‘standard def’ on 360 without install
WHY DONT THE DICE DOUCHEBAGS RELEASE IT ON MULTIPLE DISKS?
WELL U JUST COST URSELF A CUSTOMER EA … view replies
Re: These Harrison Ford Uncharted commercials are fantastic
NOW i know harrison ford has a horrible taste in games or $ony just paid him alot lol … view replies
Re: Yup, Saints Row: The Third has a ‘Whored Mode’
SERIOSLY u should write to gradma about … view replies
Re: Latest Xbox 360 holiday bundles detailed
U cant even compare Halo Reach to something like Killzone Same goes for Gears and Uncharted Its like comparing oldschool Nintendo games and crap like that E.T the extraterrecial game … view replies
Re: Latest Xbox 360 holiday bundles detailed
NO matter how $ony fanboys come out to defend facts are still facts THAT PSN sux donkey balls compared to Live Also I know some peeps who sold their ps3 because it was taking them hours to download demos. There is like almost noone who owns ps3 at my school now. BROKEN CONSOLE IS BROKEN while almost every household in US has 360 THAT Says something about the system NUFF SAYD FANGIRLS … view replies
Re: Latest Xbox 360 holiday bundles detailed
U get what u pay for BUD last time I heard PSN online was… kinda bad … view replies
Re: Latest Xbox 360 holiday bundles detailed
LETS see $ony try to match those 3 months of Live HELL YA … view replies
Re: Uncharted 3 will be getting a season pass for $25
WELL EPIC DIDNT WHORE MARCUS OFF TO SUBWAY LOL THATS LIKE THE LOWEST U CAN GO no wait let me guess McD’s is prob next stop for Uncharted $ony is getting realy despirate at this point specialy with rumors of xbox720 … view replies
Re: Uncharted 3 will be getting a season pass for $25
MILK IT!!!! MILK IT NOW!!!!!! … view replies
Re: Christina Hendricks, Sean Faris star in NFS: The Run
HELLLLOO the preview thumnail pic doesnt do this article justice … view replies
Re: You’re gonna get tazed in Payday: The Heist
This game belongs on XBLA developers are a bunch of dumbass but what can u do THERE LOSS … view replies
Re: Broken Sword 4 hits GOG, first 3 games on sale
WTF??? Is it one of those Japanes porno games? … view replies
Re: Review: Dead Rising 2: Off the Record
THIS looks so much funner then Yakuza of The End might just pick it up once Im done with Arkam City and Skyrim … view replies
Re: Watch Marcus chainsaw LEGO locust in ‘Bricks of War’
LIKE MASTURBATION i mean stupid edit button my fingers too big for my phone LOL … view replies
Re: Watch Marcus chainsaw LEGO locust in ‘Bricks of War’
@JohnGrisham
GTFU hater just becuse u got no skillz and/or no friends to join clan. Jus shows how sad u are that u need to go and spit ur hate for video thats obviosly tribute to one of the best loved games of this generation. Go back to playin ur offline crappy ps3 sp Thats like maturbation u know Playing by urself when got no friedns online NUFF SAYD … view replies
Re: What time is it? PS3 FIRMWARE UPDATE 3.73 TIME!
HAHAHAHAHAAH LOVE JIMBOs $ony articles HEs obviosly havin a laugh at all the fangirls … view replies
Re: Xbox 360 countdown timer site: Not as cool as we thought
Korea? WTF??? … view replies
Re: Halo Waypoint getting a huge update for Halo Anniversary
ALSO $ony fangirls (lookin at u Epic) hatin on one of the best game series EVER is freaking COMEDY KEEP IT COMING BUD …view replies
Re: Naughty Dog uses bullsh*t to defend Uncharted 3 PSN pass
WTF Crazy Bacon is DNA617 REBORN … view replies
Re: Naughty Dog uses bullsh*t to defend Uncharted 3 PSN pass
$ony Uncharted and bullshit all go together LOL … view replies
Re: Halo Waypoint getting a huge update for Halo Anniversary
@ Crazy Bacon
360 doesnt lack exclusives u fangirl THERE is a thing called XBLA, something psn aspires to be right? AND unlike what passes for exclusives on ps3, 360 exclusives like Gear and Halo offer hundreds of hours of gameplay not just to finish a 5 hour campaign and be forgotten. SO thats why ps3 needs so many exclusives cause with its weak online gamers would have nothin to play in a week SAD FACT … view replies
Re: GUNNAR winners and new Modern Warfare 3 contest soon!
NO THANKS LOL THATS FOR FUKIN PUSSIES
WOULD LOOK LIKE A RETARD GAMING IN THOSE … view replies
Re: Tips from the pros on how to make funny videogame films
Nijits u dumbass THATS NOT a redhead thats a man LOOK REAL CLOSELY … view replies
Oh jimmyx, you are the Scrappy Doo of Destructoid. Don’t ever change!
“Sir Jon Bloodspray. That is all.” -Aurain (AKA The Bear King)
Good times, good times. See you all next week NUFF SAYD PIECE.
