Deck your halls
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[Update: Straight from the man himself!
Since I have to order in sets of 25, and I’ll certainly have extras, I’m not going to require payment for a premium card. Instead, I’ll just ask for a donation of $1-2.
I’m ordering the cards December 1st-ish. I’ll require sign ups by then to guarantee a card. But, as I said, I’ll certainly have extras, so I’ll take sign ups up until the 10th so long as I have extras.
I’m willing to look into it, as I’m anticipating shipping to be about $2. So I’ll give it a shot, but I reserve the right to not do it due to actual cost and number of international shippees, unless they’re willing to donate a few bucks.]
It’s that time of year again. For a bitterly short amount of time, the weather is nice in Phoenix, and I instead get to spend my days sweating on how to manage not being destitute by mid-December. But that’s okay! This last bit of the year is chock full of good feels, usually, and here I try to do my part: The now-annual Destructoid Christmas Card.
Want one? Here are the details:
I’ve always intended this to be a proper-ass greeting card, but finding a good place to do so cheaply enough for me to finance it myself hasn’t happened. So I’m offering this option: For $3, you can get a (hopefully) nice, folded 5×7 card, complete with mediocre art – inside and out.
Don’t care for that? Just give me your address, and I’ll send you a cheap card that some underpaid Walmart worker farted out from an industrial printer on consumer-grade photo paper. Hey, you get what you pay for.
In the hopes of getting these to everyone before Christmas, I’ll keep this open until, say, December 1. If you want a premium card, let me know and pay by then. If you want a cheaper card, let’s just add a few days after that.
Want some pithy message of goodwill? A small, rushed drawing doodle? Let me know and I’ll see what I can do.
Send me your details
I’ll need some information, which you can give me using this form:
If you choose the premium route, we can arrange payment afterwards.
That’s all I have to say on that. Fill out the survey. Leave a comment with questions, concerns, or suggestions. Most importantly, be righteous.