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Podtoid 187: The Rosa Parks of Penises

7 hours ago - 11:30 AM on 02.01.2012   |   Jim Sterling


On this week's all-inclusive Podtoid, the gang talks about Jim's broken back, Max Scoville's professional recording situation, and Jonathan Holmes stabbing his landlord in the name of freedom. We also devote much time to describing anal sex with mothers, and read out some hate mail from a fellow who doesn't like us making fun of men's rights activists. 

On the game front, we chat about Mega Man's inclusion in Street Fighter x Tekken, the problem with competitive gaming, and Kingdoms of Amalur's power fantasy chicanery. All this and too much more, only on Podtoid!

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Podtoid 186: Cum Bastard

This week, Jim Sterling and Jonathan Holmes hold the fort to talk about hit modern musicians like Alien Ant Farm and Jason Donovan. We also chat about the impact of piracy and copyright law, Paula Deen's impact on the videoga... more


Podtoid 185: My Cock Is Covered In Tiny Monkeys

On a lengthy episode of Podtoid, the gang discusses Jurassic Park without the dinosaurs, phone conversations with psychic hamburgers, and reading porn in bomb shelters. We also debut a new weekly feature in which we laugh at ... more




Podtoid listener Thomas Truong (Cutie Honey on the CBlogs) made this frankly fantastic animation, taking my description of E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy and turning it into a wonderful cartoon. Jonathan Holmes, Max Scoville, Tara Long and a whole feast of in-jokes star!

If you like Podtoid or E.Y.E, then this is essential viewing.


Podtoid 184: Toothy Bone Forest

On this week's thrilling episode of Podtoid, the gang discuss Hanna-Barbera cartoons, the needlessness of prequels, and the amazing man that sells Max beer who is obviously a supervillain. We also discuss the hilarious racism... more




On this week's Podtoid, we get pretty damn vicious about Sandra Bullock, we chat about the ethics of making mental patients fight like pocket monsters, and we chat about how 2012 is going to be a "great year for game journalism." We're pretty sarcastic about that particular sentiment.

There's also yet more talk about the PS Vita, and something about some other videogames.  

Despite the festivities, there's also a bit of tragedy. Jonathan Holmes is sick (and needs your help with "Liking" a video), Max Scoville is bad at sex and Jim Sterling suffers multiple betrayals at the hand of his own industry. Tara Long, however ... Tara trumps them all. You'll have to listen to uncover her fate. 

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Podtoid 182: Anal Siege

It's a festive edition of Podtoid this week, as Jim Sterling and Jonathan Holmes relax with some drinks and memories of 2011. As we get ourselves increasingly drunk on scotch and vodka, we reminisce about the hatred Capcom re... more


Podtoid 181: Elton John Is Just A Hateful Man

On this week's episode of Podtoid, we are finally brave enough to say the things about Elton John that have needed to be said for a long time. We also talk about how Jonathan Holmes discovered pedophilia in the thirties, how ... more


Podtoid 180: Stink Wank

On a fun-stuffed Podtoid, the gang (minus Tara) whines about whiners, discusses the pointlessness of the VGAs, and examines the potential of the PlayStation Vita. Elsewhere, Jonathan Holmes has to be told what Dungeon Keeper ... more


Podtoid 179: Kirby's Nightmare F**khole

This week, the crew is joined by Destructoid News Editor Conrad Zimmerman to discuss Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, the North American release of Xenoblade Chronicles and maybe one other videogame thing. Naturally, we spend f... more


Podtoid 178: A Bat With A Bra

On this week's edition of Podtoid, we talk about the latest bit of review drama, as well as return to yet more Skyrim chatter. There's also a rather nice little discussion on why the Wii would have been the very best HD conso... more


Podtoid 177: Plague Dogs

On this week's edition of Podtoid, the gang discusses 3D movies, the greatness of Rutger "The Rut" Hauer, and the difficulty Max would have if he was a woman. We also chat about Plague Dogs, attempt to impress Jon Stewart wit... more




On this week's salty edition of Podtoid, we discuss the meaning of dreams, the nature of the Twilight series, and whether or not Max is in serious trouble for disturbing his neighbors while recording the show. We also get scientific with a deep study of Capgras syndrome and lament the disappointment of the "Year of Threes."

Of course, it wouldn't be Podtoid without some Skyrim talk, and we dedicate plenty of time to Metal Gear Solid as well. All this and loads more shall be discussed! Oh, and here's a link to the header image, which is a bit of a talking point in the show. 

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Podtoid 175: Fat Tits

11:00 AM on 11.09.2011   |   Jim Sterling


Max Scoville is out this week, but we still have plenty to talk about, and most of it focused on videogames. We discuss the utterly pathetic "controversy" surrounding Destructoid's Modern Warfare 3 review, and chat in-depth about Skyward Sword, Skyrim and Super Mario 3D Land

Of course, it wouldn't be Podtoid if we didn't veer off the subject, so enjoy us pitching a sequel to To Catch A Predator, listen as we chat about what a man from GamePro said on the Internet once, and ask the all-important question ... is Jim Sterling real?

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Podtoid 174: Ant Honey

On a particularly rambunctious episode of Podtoid, the gang discusses how nature documentaries exploit death to get rich, how to deal with rock stars marrying children, and how delicious Ant Honey can be secured at your local... more


Podtoid 173: Fetus Dreams

On this week's episode of Podtoid, we get incredibly sassy, Max comes up with the perfect description of the Kirby series, and we introduce a brand new weekly segment called, "Is This Drug Alright?" Trust me when I say that t... more


Podtoid 172: Gender Illusionist

On this week's episode of Podtoid, we demand that Jonathan Holmes stop being so filthy, we solve the Eskimo crisis, we come up with better names for female impersonators and Max tells us about his comic book superhero, Myster... more




On this week's show, an intrepid listener informs us that Tara Long is a hermaphrodite, Jonathan Holmes tattoos Internet shock pictures on his body, and Max and Jim talk about their inability to get diagnosed with mental problems. Meanwhile, solvent abuse and Whoopi Goldberg are made light of for your amusement. 

As far as games go, we talk about The Darkness II and Aliens: Infestation, not to mention Mass Effect 3's controversial online mode and X-Men: Destiny's complete crapness. All this and more on the latest Podtoid!

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Podtoid 170: Thirst World Problems

Podtoid is back on form with an episode full of offensive fun. This week, we discuss the "Camal" toe (whatever that is), what it would be like if Bob Geldof was an Android phone charger, and take a look at the filmography of ... more