Podtoid 203: The Peehole Must Not Be Tampered Or Touched

12:30 PM on 05.24.2012   |   Jim Sterling

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On this week's edition of Podtoid, Hamza gets back from Pre-E3 with promises of previews and talk of an MMO joining forces with a SyFy TV show. Yeah, that sounds like the next big thing, right? Also, Diablo III is discussed some more, and we make fun of Kinect again while lamenting Sony's tendency to release things and wander off elsewhere. 

Meanwhile, Holmes' house gets redesigned and something something E3 something. Man, we actually talked about games a lot this week.

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An erotic Minecraft Podtoid tribute to Jonathan Holmes

2:00 PM on 05.15.2012   |   Jim Sterling

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[Update: Youtube took it down for sexual content, but it's now uploaded to Dtoid's player. Our player does HD now, so you won't miss a speck of that glorious man-hole!]

Podtoid listeners will know that Jonathan Holmes is sexual catnip to anybody alive. His posterior region, in particular, is a magnet that draws lust from the loins of all breathing humans. We talk about his sensual body a lot on the show, but one fan went above and beyond -- he gave us a temple of worship. 

The above (likely NSFW) video is the extensive work of Vid Cirman, who has created a fully functional Jonathan Holmes statue complete with a deep anus that features life-like actions. We finally have a place to call home, and it feels so ... warm. 

In all seriousness, I have been literally crying and howling with delight since I watched this. I have a feeling my colleague will also cry when he sees it ... but he won't be smiling. 

This is my career!

Podtoid 200 Retro Gaiden: Assassinate The Key Bears

11:30 AM on 05.07.2012   |   Jim Sterling

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For one night only (or every night if you just listen to this every time you go to sleep), Podtoid reunites Anthony Burch, Aaron Linde, Topher Cantler, Brad Nicholson, Jim Sterling, and SHUT UP SAMIT! The Podtoid cast of generations past are back for a special Retro Gaiden edition of Podtoid. How exciting!

On the show, we talk about videogames, which is such a novelty these days. Witcher 2, Minecraft, Assassin's Creed, and Battlefield 3 are put through their paces, because we only talk about the most modern and current titles on this show. Also, the crew relives its favorite Podtoid moments, and makes so much fun of Samit. So much fun.

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Podtoid 200: Gay Sex Orgy Nightmare

12:30 PM on 05.02.2012   |   Jim Sterling

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On the 200TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR, Jonathan Holmes reveals that the world thinks he's a perpetually horny gay man, Hamza Aziz starts to understand the horror he's a part of, and Jim Sterling reveals how he got married. Also, the trio form a rap group and plan a music video involving a heck of a lot of worms, worms, WORMS. 

That's not all, however. Max Scoville and Tara Long make cameo appearances, Willem Dafoe's latest pitch gives us a tasty adventure, and WORMS! WORMS! On the games front, we chat about PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale, God of War: Ascension, and something else. OH GOD THE WORMS!

As if that wasn't enough, we have a special announcement. This is just one part of the Podtoid 200 celebrations. Stay tuned for details about a one-off Podtoid reuinion starring the hosts of the last generation! All this and worms, only on Podtoid! 

Thanks to Nevermonkey Media for the awesome art!

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Podtoid 195: Screaming Willem Dafoe Sperm

11:00 AM on 03.29.2012   |   Jim Sterling

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[Please forgive the weird audio levels this week. Not sure why Holmes is loud and I am quiet sometimes.]

On this week's Podtoid, the duo discusses S Club 7, the art of grave robbing, and how to talk to people without coming across as a snooty elitist. Also, we devise what may be Willem Dafoe's greatest movie role yet. He'd love it, for sure!

As far as the old games go, there are vague allusions to Aliens: Colonial Marines, Jim challenges Konami to let him direct a new Silent Hill, and a compromise is reached on that whole Mass Effect 3 thing. Also, why the flippin' heck does Jonathan not like Journey? Find out on Podtoid!

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Podtoid 194: Dick Pixels (with Danny Baranowsky)

12:30 PM on 03.21.2012   |   Jim Sterling

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This week, the derptastic duo is joined by none other than videogame music man Danny Baranowsky. We discuss his work on Hunger Games, the controversy surrounding The Binding of Isaac, and Danny's history as a composer. It also turns out that this tunesmith is more than capable of getting involved with Podtoid's less ... savory ... discussions. 

From atheism to Bill Cosby to sexual deviance and drug intake, there's plenty of ridiculous chatter on offer. It's pretty good stuff, even if Danny is certain his family can never, ever, hear this recording.

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Podtoid 190: Cerebral Pal-Z

11:00 AM on 02.22.2012   |   Jim Sterling

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Yes, the rumors are true. Max Scoville is off to fight in the great war and send Jerry running for the hills. It's going to be his last show for some time, but he definitely saved his best joke for this special little episode. Elsewhere, we chat about bigotry, parenthood, the cultural significance of Ratt and whether or not Juggalos poop in their trousers.

Also, the decadent Lust Gurney fops make their grand return for one convoluted, awkward appearance. 

Somewhere we mention videogames. I think we bring up Asura's Wrath and Seaman on the 3DS. Maybe something else, but who cares? Max is dead you idiot! 

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