Zelda Gold Cartridge bag is so chic

Seriously, if I wasn’t a woman, I’d probably march straight to the parts doctor and get a vagina installed so I could carry this amazing bag. I’d buy gold shoes to match this bag. I’d ride a golden chocobo to the ends of the earth to dig this bag out from a treasure chest buried in the deepest recesses of Atlantis. Anyway, you get the picture. It’s sold at Hot Topic, which is not good, but you can mail order one and avoid actually entering the store, which is good. Maybe you can even bribe the postman to cover the Hot Topic label up with something more respectable, like Sheep Weekly.