You’re gonna lose that foot: Here’s the Gears of War 4 box art

Wett Brett reporting for duty

Cover art posts are usually boring, but this one’s straight-up dangerous. The trench foot is an underrated concern in today’s Apple Watch-wearing, Uber-riding society. But, stand in a puddle too long? Lop it off, doc. Those dogs ain’t barkin’ no more.

That’s why I’m worried for the protagonists of Gears of War 4. Judging by this box art, there’s razor hail falling from the sky and Locusts are probably firing on them. Under those circumstances, it’s easy to forget about proper foot care.

Here’s what you have to do. Find someplace warm and comfortable. Towel off and make sure your feet are dry. Put on some fresh socks and boots. Sip on some hot cocoa. Throw some tiny marshmallows in there. And Kait, get a beanie that covers your ears. You’re going to catch a cold!

Gears of War 4 release date and cover art revealed – exclusive [Entertainment Weekly]

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