Yeah, I’ve had a crush on Pyramid Head since the moment he appeared in all his mannequin raping glory in Silent Hill 2. What can I say? The guy fulfills all my evil specifications. He never speaks, he carries a weapon roughly the size of his entire body, and you have no idea why he’s coming for you. Unfortunately for SH fans, official toys haven’t appeared yet. On the up side, kickass custom figures are out there. This eBay seller makes bloody nurses too if you can’t stand the idea of Pyramid Head watching you while you sleep and plotting the takeover of your various orifices.