You’ll never believe who KFC hired to play the next Colonel Sanders

Is that cannibalism?

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As if Reba McEntire weren’t controversial enough, Kentucky Fried Chicken has just announced the identity of its next Colonel Sanders and fans of the fast food company’s beloved mascot are already getting out their pitchforks. Ordinarily they’d be using those forks to shovel pound after pound of mouth-watering poultry between their glistening, eager lips, but this time, they’re prepping them as weapons in a violent riot designed to send a message to the the Colonel’s new handlers. We can only hope they’re listening. 

So who is the new face behind the world’s most southern sweetheart? Check out the video below to find out, and make sure to tell your friends. Only by working together can we save the our beloved Colonel from a fate worse than womanhood. 


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