You got your Triforce in my cutting board

Recommended Videos

I think the primary reason that this gamer creation bamboozles me is that I can count the number of gamers on one hand who actually like to spend time in the kitchen. In fact, the modus operandi of the hardcore gamer is usally to game until stomach pain ensues, at which point he or she ventures to the refrigerator in search of frozen food, pizza rolls, ramen noodles or something edible in a bag. Notice that I said “he or she” above, and am not waggling my finger at the male members of the gaming collective alone ( I too am guilty of the above actions.)

That being said, if you somehow miraculously manage to plow 40+ hours into gaming a week and still whip up meals in the kitchen as well, it may please you to have your very own Triforce cutting board. Etsy user 1337motif created it using walnut and hard maple and will sell it to you for $125 plus shipping. A bit pricey, but seeing as its already a niche item anyway surely the type of person seeking a Triforce to chop onions on will hardly flinch. Get yourself a matching Link apron and you’re ready to Emeril.

[Thanks Adam!]


Destructoid is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more
related content
Read Article Fallout viewers are debating whether the show’s timeline conflicts with one of the games
Fallout TV show main character Lucy in Vault
Read Article Helldivers 2’s Ground Breaker armor launched with the wrong passive, but a hotfix is incoming
Read Article Warzone players want movement feature from High Trip Resurgence made permanent
Rebirth Island
Related Content
Read Article Fallout viewers are debating whether the show’s timeline conflicts with one of the games
Fallout TV show main character Lucy in Vault
Read Article Helldivers 2’s Ground Breaker armor launched with the wrong passive, but a hotfix is incoming
Read Article Warzone players want movement feature from High Trip Resurgence made permanent
Rebirth Island