You can print your own Alan Wake cut-out

Have you always wanted a cardboard cut-out of a fictional author to look at you while you sleep? Well, as freakishly unlikely as it is, your prayers have been answered.

Remedy has provided a high resolution copy of Alan Wake‘s cardboard likeness for no real reason. Not that a reason was ever needed. Simply print the image, stick it to some quality card, and then cut it out. Remember to ask a parent or guardian to help you when using scissors!

This is ridiculous.

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