You aren’t ready for Centaurian

We were sent this … I don’t know what it is (besides NSFW). We were told it was a trailer for an upcoming game called Centaurian the Game. Clearly, it goes far beyond that. The designer, one Simon Peter, says he’s been working on the game for over a year now.

I had a peek around at Simon Peter’s website, which is incredibly strange as well. As I type this, I’m hearing an instrumental version of “Relax” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood with randomly occurring pan flute. And there’s a considerable centaur fixation at work.

I’m clearly interested in what this winds up being. I’m just afraid that it’s exactly what it looks like. 

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