Yep, I have no idea what this Bayonetta 2 trailer’s all about

I’m so lost

Look, I’m not the type of guy that would lie to you. I wouldn’t feign expertise in something I know nothing about. Today, that something is Bayonetta 2, as this launch trailer makes very little sense to me.

This is all giving me flashbacks to that time I managed to (poorly) preview the game at PAX despite being completely befuddled. But hey, you can morph into a snake and a panther, so I’d estimate that this is headed for high marks.

If you long to be as confused as I am, there’s a Bayonetta 2 demo out today. Treat yourself to some panther dashing. You’ve earned it, kid.

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