Yeah, that flamethrower won’t do much to help you survive in Alien: Isolation

Maybe the Xenomorph just hates annoying hashtag campaigns

In the days leading up to Sega’s release of Alien: Isolation, it mocks us with the semi-question “#HowWillYouSurvive,” because Twitter-speak is what appeals to the cool local teens. This video firmly suggests that a flamethrower will not do a whole lot in the way of helping to answer this hashtag’s question.

Now that you’ve read the review and you’ve seen the marketing materials, there’s nothing left to do but wait until October 7 and find your own methods for #SurvivalAgainstTheXenomorphInAlienIsolationTheVideogame.

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