Yay teaser sites! Sega encourages gambling with Jackpot

I know how much you all love teaser sites, so here’s another from Sega. As with most teasers, it says nothing about anything, and you’d find more out about Sega’s plans by slamming your dick in the door rather than directly asking them about it. Nevertheless, here it is. It’s called “Jackpot.”

For those too lazy to do clicking, the site shows a lottery machine which has a handle. When you pull the handle, numbered balls come out. That’s it, really. Some are trying to convince themselves that this means more Shenmue is on the way, but those people have gone mad. 

It’ll be something disappointing, I’m sure of it.

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