…but no answers
When I heard there was a new game called Xavier on the Wii U eShop, I got pretty excited. I’ve been patiently staring at my computer monitor, waiting for the announcement of a Xavier: Renegade Angel game for many years now.
Looks like I’ll have to keep waiting, though you might not know that at first glance. Xavier the game and Xavier the show both have a creepy, low-fi polygon-yuck look to them, but that’s where the similarities seem to end. After watching the trailer for a few minutes, I had firmly decided not to write about it. It just wasn’t newsworthy enough, gosh darn it! Then a few minutes after finishing the trailer, I realized I had to write about it. There are too many questions that need to be answered here, questions that I think only you can answer.
Like why the nose ring? Are those hands or feet? Why does he only have four toes and/or fingers? Why is that man wearing a mask, and why is he talking so much? How is a stone a cell phone? Where are his legs? Why always coins?
Please help me.