Would you click a headline about Tim Schafer and his mystery box?

Congratulations, you did

The answer to that question is obviously “yes” because you’re here wondering what the heck all this mystery box talk is about. We don’t know! That’s why it’s a mystery box and not a box with plans laid bare.

Here’s a tweet from Tim Schafer:

ooh! pic.twitter.com/jtw1d7HOHF

— TimOfLegend (@TimOfLegend) March 27, 2017

We’ll presumably know more about this in one week and one day, on April 4. Until then, allow me to take a different “What’s in the box???” angle than all the other sites will take:

(Yes, I only posted this as a segue into a season 2 Family Guy clip.)