Wolfenstein’s Deathshead looks like a creepy uncle in this Christmas card

The creepiest?

I’m a total sucker for the holiday season. Christmas cards, particularly those featuring creepy-ass uncanny-valley videogame men wearing festive sweaters, are no exception.

In the hope that I’m not alone, I had to share this Wolfenstein: The New Order card from Machine Games. Some of you will wonder “Why post this?” And to that I say, you saw this, right?

I’m tempted to Photoshop the words out, print some copies, slip them in with my real Christmas cards, and then act like everything is normal. Seems even better without context.