Which thumb do you use to hit the space bar?

My brain just broke

You might need to type a throwaway message before you can come up with an accurate response, but here goes: which thumb do you use to hit the space bar? Right? Left? Both? None of the above?

It started with an innocent question posed in Destructoid’s hangout room in Slack.

Then we all lost our minds.

I don’t remember what life was like before the Space Bar Question.