What if BioShock was a Disney musical?

College Humor has the answer

BioShock Infinite may be all the rage lately, but I’ve had the original BioShock on my mind and so has College Humor. One part BioShock Cliffs Notes, one part Little Mermaid cover, College Humor’s latest original is a joyful reminder of how great Disney soundtracks are and how completely screwed Rapture was. It’s also a reminder that Andrew Ryan is quite the dancer, in addition to being a dapper overlord.

I feel a little embarrassed admitting this, but I find the video to be a helpful synopsis as I play through BioShock again. Now what would be a good Disney song to cover for a BioShock Infinite cover?